porschewidow
PorscheWidow
porschewidow
Sep 25
13

What the hell? I seriously cannot understand the thinking here. Children need smaller portions, and parents shouldn’t have to pay more for dishes that are going to go largely uneaten by kids. Some kids menus are fun to look at, some kids menus help kids learn to make choices for themselves without getting overwhelmed Read more

Sep 25
3

I have to go to the dentist.  I had an appointment back in March that got canceled due to COVID.  Hopefully they don’t need to do anything because the last time I had to get dental work done I ended up with three crowns.

Sep 25
33

Ahhh yes, wiser food buying choices....like $6 asparagus water!

Sep 25
125

People who say, “French fried potatoes” instead of just “french fries” are 100% serial killers.

Sep 25
60

She can’t be a very good cop if she hasn’t been able to solve the crime that is those eyebrows.

Sep 24
22

There needs to be a way to pay these lawsuits either from the police budget or from the unions or from the cops themselves personally or some combination. Read more

Sep 24
27

One of the things I love about that “vote him out” clip is the way you can see how poor his balance is. The rocking and twitching is chicken soup for the soul. I hope that being booed sent him into another couple of mini-strokes. I think he’s got a rally tonight. Being booed is going to make act out something awful. Read more

Sep 24
26

Welp, she claims to be “more conservative than Attila the Hun” so.... Read more

Sep 24
59

I don’t like anyone getting shot, that is an awful thing. But when you act like an occupying force and treat the people you purport to protect and serve like they are enemy combatants, you probably can’t be too surprised when some people act like it and start shooting back. Frankly, it’s surprising that more people Read more

Sep 23
19

Way to go, Costco. Now if you could just get folks to stop taking two and three samples so that I don’t have to stand there and wait for the next batch like a greedy pig...

Sep 23
20

“Officers Myles Cosgrove and Jonathan Mattingly were not indicted. Cameron said their actions the night Taylor died were justified after Kenneth Walker, Taylor’s boyfriend, fired first. Read more

Sep 23
27

I wonder how threatened the GJ felt, too. I’ve been on one where we indicted a cop (funnily enough, because we were to a person contrarians and were pissed off that the prosecutors were obviously trying to pressure us - even the few that weren’t sure the cop had done anything wrong were like “fuck this attitude, we’re Read more

Sep 23
8

To me, the root problem of the criminal justice system is that it treats crime as individual failures to be remedied through individual meting out of vengeful punishments, and at no time does that problem manifest itself more than when there is an indictment (or not) in a case like this involving the police. Our Read more

Sep 23
43

Ted Cruz is what happens if you don’t get that boil on your neck treated in a timely manner.

Sep 22
93

No matter what happens, there’s going to be violence. If the orange one loses, his base will start attacking everyone they don’t like. If he wins, his base will start attacking everyone they don’t like.

Sep 21
11

No one comes between me, my butt flap, and my footie jammies.

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Sep 21
26

Well, I’m convinced. I mean, look, she’s a woman! And she’s white! She’s just like me...and it’s all about me! Read more

Sep 21
35

It’s also worth noting that she’s basically in a cult. Read more

Sep 18
58

She is everything he loathes: a person of color, a woman in power, and a competent one at that. He knows for a fact she could eat his breakfast, lunch, and dinner and not be phased by him in the least no matter how much he Twitter shits. Read more

Sep 18
40

I’m forever amazed by Trump’s ability to turn every potential political opportunity into absolute shit for himself, and that despite the fact that he continually does this, there are still people who think he is a political genius. Read more