PorscheWidow
porschewidow
12:27 PM
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In a way, I can’t think of a more perversely appropriate person to defend Trumpanzee: a pedophile who got a sweetheart deal for a sexual predator now defending yet another sexual predator. The only consolation is that Dershow-shits and his reputation are pretty much in the toilet at this point. Yeah, he’ll still Read more

12:18 PM
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The one question I’ve always had when reading about the relationship with Wexner and Epstein is this: why? Why would someone of Wexner’s wealth choose to turn over almost total control of his financial empire to someone like Jeffrey Epstein? Here’s a guy with no college degree, a checkered at best reputation in Read more

12:05 PM
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Thank you. It took me a very long time to realize that what happened to me was part of a larger systemic issue. At the end of the day, it’s about protecting the institution. I hope that someday there’s a reckoning that will ultimately bankrupt the Catholic Church in its entirety. I’m not optimistic it will happen in Read more

1/28/20
7:04 PM
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I too am a Catholic school survivor, although at the parochial high school I attended, it was the lay teachers who did the molesting (at least those are the ones we heard about, anyway). That’s not including student-on-student sexual harassment that I among many other had to endure. Once, about two years ago, they Read more

1/28/20
2:03 PM
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Beat me too it! I just posted something similar above, but yours is better.

1/23/20
7:08 PM
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I’m beginning to hate ALL state governments right now. I live in CA and while I love that the state has basically told Trumpanzee to fuck off at every turn, it’s getting to the point that it’s no longer sustainable to live here unless you make more than $100K, between housing costs, taxes, insurance. Oh, and we are Read more

1/23/20
2:13 PM
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Ugh, that both sucks and blows. I’ll never understand parents who do this, because not only are you wrecking your relationship with your kid, on a more cynical level, you’re also sabotaging any tangential fame or notoriety that you get from your kid’s success. And then later on, they have the audacity to wonder why Read more

1/21/20
1:23 PM
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And Pepsi was very aware of that, of course, as was the audience. I remember cringing at that one big time. 

1/20/20
3:23 PM
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My takeaway from this piece is that Chief Justice Robert’s ruling on Justice Kagan’s frozen yogurt machine is probably one of the few opinions I will ever agree with. Although I personally would have preferred soft-serve, but not going to turn up my nose at froyo. 

1/20/20
3:16 PM
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My hubby and I have done similar at Five Guys: burger each, fries and a bacon hot dog. We share the fries and hot dog. At this point, after 15 years, unless one of us has a raging case of something nasty and contagious, we don’t really care about each other’s cooties. That said, we don’t share a ton because when it Read more

1/17/20
12:21 PM
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And you know he’s flushing like, 10 times, because according to President Shitstain, that’s how many flushes it takes these days.

1/16/20
3:34 PM
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Of course Lev is singing to save his ass, but I do believe he’s mostly telling the truth, but a lot of what’s been revealed so far isn’t just new but also adds more details to what we already know. Read more

1/15/20
1:58 PM
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Not only is the handwriting horrible (not that I can talk, I too am a member of the Serial Killer Penmanship Association), there are a ton of misspelled words. But long story short, the notes basically confirm the plot to try to compel Zelensky to announce investigations into Burisma/Biden. But probably the most Read more

1/14/20
6:38 PM
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Wasn’t “bearded clam” used as the name for a Bikini Bottom restaurant in Spongebob Sqaurepants? 

1/14/20
6:31 PM
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This reminds how, a while back, there was a Jezebel story that yielded numerous comments about how immature it was to refer to the vagina as anything other than, well, the vagina. That in turn yielded a number of alternate names for said anatomical region, most of which were of course childish and cringe worthy. That Read more

1/13/20
11:43 AM
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Just saw it last night: “that’s just your rabies flaring up.” Priceless.