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Sep 25
3

Hopefully they don’t need to do anything because the last time I had to get dental work done I ended up with three crowns. Read more

Sep 25
12

Nothing like paying $6 bucks to make your pee even stinkier. 

Sep 24
3

Dulce Sloan did a great segment on this for The Daily Show.

Sep 24
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She’s got a face that’s just crying out for a good punch. 

Sep 22
2

While we’re on the subject, here’s mine from a couple of days ago: Read more

Sep 21
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I once called Catholicism the original cult. My very Catholic father blew a blood vessel when I said this. Read more

Sep 14
3

Maskne is the WORST.

Sep 14
12

On Twitter, angry critics called Boebert “Miss Poison Pork Sliders.” Read more

Sep 9
7

I feel like Kim...does not want to figure out how to semi-script what is going on with Kanye into a palatable E! format that Andy Cohen can make jokes about. Read more

Sep 2
1

In the interest of full disclosure, I actually did catch the bottom of a flip-flop once releasing the clutch on another car I was driving, because the flip-flops themselves were a size too big and were extending past my heel. So it was my bad for wearing ill-fitting flip-flops.Like you, I don’t keep my right foot on Read more

Sep 1
11

For me, I think it’s more the feeling that the bottom part of my flip-flop curling under as I’m releasing the clutch that’s anxiety-inducing. 

Sep 1
3

Who’s buying these books: my 81 year-old mother. Not kidding...she and my dad came over for dinner a couple of nights ago and brought not 1 but 3 hard covers she thought I might be interested in reading (full disclosure: the ‘rents were Reagan republicans way back in the day, but wrote in Bernie Sanders when they Read more

Aug 28
21

Agree, Lupita would absolutely kill in that dress, even if it is polyester. 

Aug 28
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Honestly, I think it’s weight gain. I’ve seen a few photos of her recently and she does look thicker, and not just in the face. Read more

Aug 28
31

I wonder if it’s ever dawned on Rand Paul to ask himself why it is that so many people seem to truly hate his guts. Read more

Aug 24
3

I fell down a Twitter rabbit hole last night, some folks are positing that KAC is the Anonymous White House insider who wrote that op-ed and book. It wouldn’t entirely surprise me; I’ve heard rumors that off-camera she is disdainful/openly contemptuous of Orange Rot. Read more

Aug 24
2

I too was a bit surprised to find that she had kids. She looks like the type that would eat her young. Read more

Aug 24
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If only the salt+vinegar combination was never invented, I could’ve probably stayed off them forever... Read more