Supposedly she started training with him about 2 years ago or so, and both kids are enrolled in classes with him. Even if there was something more going on behind the scenes, it’s very possible this is just training Gisele/kids and going out to dinner with them (and his brother).

Same. But objectively speaking, they both look very nice. Marla looks good and also genuinely happy for her daughter. And Tiffany’s dress is, to quote Hawkeye Pierce, “tasteful without being gaudy.” Of course he was referring to Klinger in his wedding dress, but it works here too. Honestly it’s not what I would have…

Definitely getting Mr. Burns “I’m going to be sore tomorrow” vibes from his “smile.”

Not gonna lie, the cropped photo is definitely better. As mind boggling as those sleeves are on LT’s dress (seriously wtf), at least the silver color is muted enough to not be jarring with the other dresses, unlike that black batwing monstrosity.

I really want to kick this guy in the nads. 

I think that it was a smart move by both to just let the lawyers take care of the settlement issues behind close doors and then just file/finalize everything in one fell swoop. Definitely advantages to having a lot of money and an ironclad prenup. 

Oh, I completely agree with you, I think he’s going to be a horrible commentator for the exact reason you mentioned. He’s got absolutely no personality, and I think he realizes he’s not going to be nearly as good as that as he was as a player.

I think he is monomaniacal about football to the exclusion of everything else.

My theory re Tom and Bridget is that they were breaking up anyway (they’d already broken up once before and supposedly had a pretty rocky relationship) probably had some pre-Gisele breakup sex resulting in her pregnancy. Yes, the timeline is pretty tight, but there was definitely time between their breakup and the…

For years, I’ve said that “it’s just a clump of cells.” Come to find out, it isn’t really even that much.

I believe so, yes. I think she walked it back later but not soon enough. 

I was going to say, I thought her daughter was born via surrogate. Don’t get me wrong, if she was pregnant, mad props to her keeping it under cover for so long (like Eva Mendes...I don’t think anyone knew she was even pregnant with #2 until she was about ready to pop). 

So he’s either very selfish, or he’s so pathetically attached to his football player persona that he can’t step away, which is just sad. Neither is a good look.

I’d wager he has no clue how the staff were hired, probably never bothered to know their names and on any given day wouldn’t know which staff handles what problems.

I’d love it if Perry caught MTG cheating with Matt Gaetz, but alas, she’s way too old for Matt. 

they took Dahmers word over that of black female neighbor who had done everything to try and get the police to listen to her.

I’ve often joked that America has its roots in religious fanaticism. The older I get, the more I realize it’s too true to be funny.

When Katie Holmes divorced him she used burner phones to keep the whole thing a secret until she had absolutely all of her shit together to leave him.

IIRC Katie’s father was the top divorce attorney in OH at the time she started dating Cruise. Daddy Holmes was none too happy about the situation because of the age difference (17 years) and Scientology (dad is a hardcore Catholic). I think he realized that the more he fought the situation, the more “attractive”…

FWIW Mandarin Oriental Hotel Group is a Hong Kong based hotel investment and management group that’s been around for close to 60 years. I believe all of their properties have the name “Mandarin Oriental.” The bulk of their portfolio is located in the Far East, but obviously they have a few in the States and Europe as…