He’s going to need a skin graft for his ego for that burn. 

Speaking of Junior, Ana handed him his ass on both Twitter and on the show when he basically called her fat. I’m not a fan of conservatives but I am equally opportunity when it comes to really good burns. 

Can confirm, although I did do 6 shots in 45 minutes. Any time you do 6 shots of any hard liquor in less than an hour, you’re going to end up making chowder. 

I subscribe to Defector and can confirm they are still using “getting hit by a bus,” thankfully. 

I can’t help but think that if you feel the need to preface your presentation with that statement, then there’s a good chance you already know what you did was targeted at African Americans. Disclaimers are always dead giveaways.

Chill French people, go surrender or something.

While the ball thing is, admittedly, absolutely hysterical

Yup, same here. I actually prefer to do that, and they pipe the whipped cream in the to go container just like they do on the plate, so no loss.

This needs many, many more stars. 

Beware of any man with the first name Orrin. 

That’s me, only it’s the cherry flavored ones. There’s a WinCo near where I used to work, and every other day I’d head over to their bulk foods section just so I could pick out the cherry tootsie rolls from the bin (I’d then repeat the process with the apple flavored Jolly Ranchers). 

with a regal smolder in eyes, knowing, of course, that she is their superior.

And yet (Dog forgive me), have to say Kim K did it better.

“He is the better candidate. He is the better man.”

I don’t really care, do you?

You definitely get the feeling he is going to give you the straight shit, again in a good way. 

I will never, ever get sick of this clip.

I was reading an article about the indictment that said that McClain passed out while in the chokehold, after which the paramedics injected him with ketamine to sedate him. Which begs the question: why would sedation be administered to someone who was already unconscious? I fully admit that I’m not a medical…

*this gal is a trifecta

made several claims that his buddy left him for dead in a car even though he pulled him out before the car blew up in flames