How did that pork golem not have a coronary?

Never ceases to amaze me that he is the human incarnate of Butthead.

One of the few benefits of being an old: Axe body spray wasn’t a thing when I was in middle school. Although Drakkar Noir was definitely a thing.

(except of course for the abortion issue)

It’s funny, I normally find Rosie and Madonna incredibly annoying by themselves but they were actually pretty entertaining in that movie. 

A few years ago I was driving home from work and detoured through Hancock Park (you take whatever routes you can in LA) when I saw group of 3 ladies standing outside one of the houses. One was taking a picture of the other two, one of whom was strikingly beautiful. It took me a second to realize it was Halle Berry.…

Would much rather see more Jennifer Slopez (or J Slo) news that Bennifer 2.0. 

Same. Can’t wait for the next Medical Murders and Female Criminals to drop next week. 

It’s baloney. That’s what the unbathed actually smell like. They smell like deli meat.

Not if his neighbor has any say in the matter...

I am not sure who that bearded guy was leading MTG away but from the protective hold he had her they are definitely doin’ it. And ps. That is not her husband.

it was abusive of her coaches to make her mental state such that she thought it was the right and necessary thing to do

For all those making that argument:

Karen OG, followed by Karen 2.0.

No apologies necessary. The loss of body autonomy and privacy overturning Roe will bring is devastating. The only thing that brings me a measure selfish comfort is the fact that I live in California, coupled with being 46 and perimenopausal. But then I think about my niece, who’s 15, and all of the other women of…

She’s just so desperate for attention and a place in front of the cameras again. Bitch just needs to GO AWAY. 

What’s ironic is that car Hamilton has this year isn’t even as good as the car he had last season, plus Mercedes has made some tactical errors as well this season. But at the end of the day, guy had to serve a ten-second penalty in the pits, and that’s usually an insurmountable amount of time to make up. And yet, he…

Eh, I’m thinking tulip fuckers.

“you better make haste, do what she says or catch a serious beatdown.”

“Bunker Bitch Blues” is some damn fine alliteration.