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Somehow I just knew ol’ Tanner would look like this. But nonetheless, thank you for doing the Lord’s work and providing photographic proof. 

I had to change the notifications setting on my iPhone because I kept getting all these Bennifer sighting updates. I’m sorry but that is not what I consider to be breaking world news. Plus, their whole lovey-dovey PDA fest is a little nauseating. 

One of my hubby’s finest moment was telling JT that he wanted Britney to answer the questions he was asking HER about HER injury. Translation: he told JT to shut the fuck up. 

This. As someone who’s dealt with mental health issues for close to 30 years, my jaw dropped when I read that her doctor put her on lithium without first discussing this with her. Any adjustment made to my medication was ALWAYS done in consult with my psychiatrist, after which (and with my agreement) he would start

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

This doesn’t mean that the lab created the virus. The lab may have been simply studying the virus and accidently released it.

To this day, I’m still pissed that Daniel the Golden Retriever was denied best in show last year. My brother and his ex-wife took me to task when I bitched about yet another poodle winning BOS. It’s not that I have anything against poodles, the ones I’ve met were very happy, smart dogs. But I was just sick of seeing

Had to google this guy and he is EXACTLY how I pictured. Checks out

Yeah, I saw that the perpetrator was going with the “self-defense” argument. Problem is, now that the video is out, it doesn’t really back up her claims.

99% chance he brings his own ziploc bag to take home the leftover nuts when he leaves.

Since Florida is obviously America’s Wang ...

Bullet dodged BIG TIME. 

An attention whore, and a regular whore, given her extramarital extracurriculars.

Meatsweats Marj

Not sure why JLo wants to retread on his worn ass ... how is this good for her?

Amen. “Funky ass peckerwood” may join “biscuit head” as the co-epithet du jour.

The only thing missing was a Jerry Orbach quip and a “chung chung!”

It’s also possible to forgive someone and still want that person to serve their full sentence. 

Isn’t it ironic that the same assholes who are getting their knickers in a wad over a single book couldn’t be bothered by the multiple conflicts of interest engender by Der Orange One and his Kinder?

I can just imagine the reaction of a CPS worker in response to a mask-wearing child. I’m thinking it’s going to be something along the lines of, “Are you fucking kidding me?! Why are you wasting my time with this Tucker Carlson bullshit?”