Republicans REALLY don’t want to talk about how they gave themselves the power to throw out the results if they don’t like how the vote went, and that’s absolutely what should be talked about.

She still got banned from the park for getting shitfaced at Epcot

He took an online estate planning course!

A teacher that’s got this kind of hatred in their heart has been taking it out on students as long as they’ve been there.

Especially if you enroll in Global Entry. My old boss, who traveled internationally a shit load more than I did (my “international” destinations were limited Mexico and Canada, although I did have to go to Australia for a  week back in 2017), was denied enrollment because she used to work in the Middle East (Qatar)…

Maybe add a hint of dried blood smell and a vinegar cleaning solution for a really authentic experience.

I hate his face.

INCEL gun clown with religious frustrations follows out Trump’s anti-Asian leadership to its logical conclusion.

Florida, the ass pimple of America

Biden wasn’t my first choice either, but ultimately, the choice for me came down to who I thought would be able to bring the pandemic under control. From February through November 2020, Flatulent 45 failed miserably in his “efforts” to control the virus because he simply didn’t care that people were dying.

Starred because I too still love those freaking corgis. 

A plunger. Do you know how to use it? Also how do you not stop up a toilet, especially if the toilet is a low power one?

Keep burning, my man!

BASSET HOUND!!!!

that’s saying something coming from a person who got bit in the face by the family German shepherd when I was 4.

Used to be in hospitality sales in a previous life. A little over 2 years ago, she tweeted/tagged corporate to complain about my resort’s refusal to refund her deposit for a New Years booking because she was having “health issues.” That, of course, was utter horseshit.

And it was great frozen yogurt to boot. 

While Harry wouldn’t tell Oprah who exactly made the comments, he did reiterate that neither it was neither QEII or Prince Phillip. To be honest, I was a little surprised by that because Phillip would have been my first guess.

Orange Foolius...here’s a star and a chef’s kiss. Bravo!

It’s hysterical that she thinks the zoo is the place for fresh air.