I was kinda thinking the same thing, although I’m wondering if perhaps the terminology would have to be “biological parent” as opposed to “gestational parent” in case of surrogacy? To be honest I have no idea what the birth certificate protocol is now for those who use surrogates so I’m probably overthinking this. But…

so she and others must develop other venues and weigh when he can again start to travel to events that so energize him.

I hate the fact that the choice of who will be the leader of this country is limited to two old white men who’ve both been accused of sexual misconduct. At this point, it’s a mattered of shutting that part of my brain off and asking myself which of these two is “competent” to run this country. That sadly leads me to…

It’s funny, when I looked at that picture, the first thought I had was that, fillers and work aside, she actually looks a lot younger without the makeup. 

Here’s a star from California for this. 

To be honest, I’d even pass up Chipotle when free. I’ve tried it a handful of times and while I’ve never gotten sick, it’s always disappointing and expensive. There are a ton of better (and cheaper) options available, especially in SoCal.

“A little learning is a dangerous thing. Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian Spring; There shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again.”

In the same vein, my response to those idiots protesting stay-at-home orders is pretty much this: you want to protest, to exercise your constitutional rights, that’s fine, as long healthcare workers are allowed to deny you treatment when you get sick, because your rights shouldn’t supersede their safety.

Personally, I’d go for a old school phonebook to slam into that mug. One from a major metropolitan area, that had both the white and yellow pages. 

Nothing more stomach turning than ol’ Fishy Lips FatAss. 

She can do better. 

Also “cauliflower dick” is a phrase that should never have been inflicted in this world.

Which Yellow Deli, the one in Vista or Valley Center? I used to work just a block away from the Vista location. I was tempted to try it but then found out about the whole cult affiliation and decided to hit up When Pigs Fly one street over. 

The contempt that most legitimate medical doctors (read: actually MDs who aren’t on television pushing snake oil and bullshit) have for President FatAss is beautiful. And the best part is, they don’t give a fuck about offending him, because they know at best he’s full of shit and at worst, he’s going to kill more…

Not to mention the fact that, unlike our esteemed fearless leader, QEII actually served her country during wartime. 

On Saturday, the local sheriff issued 22 citations for people who were at the beach in Encinitas to watch the sunset and/or picnicking. They’re even starting to tell people who are parked in their vehicles in beach parking lots to move the hell on or risk being sited. Definitely not fucking around anymore. 

They are not on the list above but recent maps of hotspots are showing that the number of coronavirus cases is exploding in Dallas and Houston (and the surrounding counties). 

Kelly Loeffler: new front runner for the most punchable face in politics. 

If only a major government agency focused on the cause and spread of disease were located closer to the governor’s mansion...

Having been to TX many times in the last 10 years, and having made many friends there, it pains me to say this, and yet, I must say it: