Dear Dr. Birx:

They also are providing much needed tax revenue here in CA as well...but yeah, they’re essential for healthcare (I know I’ve been hittin’ the pipe a little more frequently these days...)

Don’t know what it is exactly, but I want to punch Kelly Loeffler so hard in the pussy bow.

After reading this, I’m all for the ol’ draw-and-quarter:

Thanks for the recommendation. I’m a history nerd (was almost an English and History double major, which would have made me completely unemployable), so I’ll check it out. I’ve been waking up around 2am and 4am lately with stomach churning anxiety so always nice to have something to watch. 

Wow, who knew at one time she actually looked like a human as opposed to a blow-up doll. 

He’s not my favorite either, but given what has happened in the last 3+ years, we’ve had a taste of what it’s like to have a truly incompetent government headed by a dangerous narcissist, and it’s fucking frightening. It’s all about competency at this point. 

nope, you are not alone.

All of her outfits were pretty stellar. She looks great in bright colors. She also looks a lot less stressed.

I totally forgot about that scene from Back to the Future. Makes me laugh out loud, every single time.

That’s absolutely horrifying, made all the worse by the fact that said porn was “grainy.” 

Of course. And yet, I find myself taking a little pleasure in the fact that because he’s such a germaphobe, contracting the coronoavirus add the element of psychological torture. Like in 1984, when they put the rat cage over Winston’s head.

I so want this fat bastard to get coronavirus. 

Yes, it’s gross and no one wants to see Ashley Graham changing her kid’s explosive diaper on the floor of a Staples in the Sharpie aisle. But I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt here, because I’m sure that wasn’t her first choice either. It’s possible she did ask if there was a bathroom and none was…

Thank you for using restraint, because that could have been far, far worse. 

I don’t know Tom & Lorenzo but would love to have cocktails with them. 

Dear menopause: Please hurry your ass up. I’m okay with hot flashes, vaginal dryness, and growing a beard. 

I think that both Kim and Kourtney have shoulder pads going on in their outfits, so not sure how broad Kim’s shoulders’ truly are. Regardless, those are without question two of the absolute fugliest outfits I’ve ever seen in my life.

I never had the opportunity to visit The Palm in its BH location but I know exactly where it is. Enjoyed many a filet and lobster at the WeHo location, always on someone else’s dime of course.

As a former LA denizen, I gotta ask: which restaurant?