My “new for me” speed yellow 911 rolled down our very steep driveway into a wall on my 38th birthday (was letting the car idle in neutral while I put the dog in the yard, and the parking brake failed), which led to an epic fight with my then fiancee about all of the horrible things that “could have happened” if it had…

Granted, there are far better beers (Mexican and otherwise) than Corona, but this level of stupidity is truly mind-boggling.

John Oliver put it best: He’s the opposite of a “silver fox.”

I recently started throwing in broccoli slaw in with my ground beef for ramen noodle bowls, and it was a discovery. Not only does it make for a more filling meal but it also saves me from having to prepare separate veggie sides because I’m just that fucking lazy. I also started doing this with ground chicken and pesto…

Admittedly, the optics are terrible, but she’s doing it for a reason: there’s an excellent chance Kobe Bryant’s estate is going to get tagged by the families of the other victims for wrongful death lawsuits. An argument could be made that Bryant chartered the helicopter, and as the pilot was his preferred pilot in the…

Here’s the thing: there are plenty of guests who will gladly pay the going rate and post about their experiences simply because they are having a good time, with no compensation expected. 

And that’s usually what they do. Having logged close to 20 years working with luxury hotels and resorts, the vast majority of the guests usually visited based on word of mouth recommendations from friends. That also translated many times in to group business as well (some CEO stays at a hotel and thinks, this would be…

I agree, I think the fact that he was a boxer and SO MUCH BIGGER physically than her made him seem like a “bad” guy but I honestly don’t recall hearing seeing anything about him being abusive, and they were together for several years. Even when they broke up, it sounded fairly amicable and they even do vacations as a…

I feel bad for her, because if there’s even a kernel of truth to the rumors, it sounds like she was basically supporting her family from a very early age, not to mention the fact that it sounds like her parents make Dina and Michael Lohan look like Ward and June Cleaver. I remember during her days on Heroes that her…

That’s my mom too. My maternal grandmother was a truly horrible, miserable woman who sent her grandkids poison pen birthday cards. My sister once said that she would tell her stories about how my mother was a slut and how she had caught her in many “compromising” positions growing up (note: my mother, while very open…

I’m thinking meat sweats. 

And lots of salt. 

I’ve actually had a pretty good experience whenever I’ve used their app, as it does allow you customize your sandwich toppings based on exactly how much you want of said toppings. You can also exclude toppings altogether as well. That said, you are still at the mercy of the sandwich maker and their interpretation of…

My Lily was all about doughnuts. Or as we called them, “dognuts.” Two of the tracks that my husband races at have Krispy Kreme shops in close proximity. You would not believe how excited she would get when she would see us pull in. She would fixate on the box with the razor focus of a border collie.

Scuttlebutt before I left Hell A was that her stint in Tinsel Town was not going as expected, i.e., she was pretty much persona non grata everywhere she went. I’m sure as someone used to getting by on her looks and “charm,” she failed miserably because everyone in town knew who she was, knew she wasn’t all that, and…

This was back in the late 90s so pretty much pre-internet (a kinder, gentler time, ha ha), which is why it’s kinda flown under the radar. Plus, it was post-Gretzky but pre-Stanley Cup LA, had it happened anywhere in Canada, or even in New York or Chicago, it would have been a bigger story. That said, Kings fans are a s…

Ukrainian President Scoopy Howtow

Let’s not forget about Ray Ferraro, who’s wife showed up to surprise him at his hotel during a road trip when he was with the Kings. Only problem was when she knocked on the door, Cammi Granato answered. 

The only explanation that I’ve heard thus far (and one that sounds like complete and total bullshit to my American brain) is the “cultural” revolution in France that began in 1968 promoted the sexual “liberation” of all, including children, allowing them to have “control” over their own bodies. That’s a very brief and…

I had that experience occasionally but more often than not, the servers pretty quickly realized I was going to be an easy table, because I usually knew what I wanted to eat before I sat down (I’m one of those losers who looks at menus online before going to a place), and once I had my food, I got to business. I didn’t…