Ugh, I swear the trolls are getting worse on Kinja by the day.

I also loved Miss P, his grandniece.

I’m beginning to think WKC is fixed. Every year it seems like it’s either a poodle, a toy dog, or some kind of terrier that wins Best in Show. I’m so over it. I get it, they are being judged against the breed standard and not against each other. But all are the best of breed standard for their specific breed. I think…

They are in for a WORLD of financial hurt. Deservedly. 

Would that I had more stars to give...

the fermented shark meat “delicacy” was vile

Don’t put herbs in your vagina! Please!

I had just started working in the hotel biz, and met a guy at my cousin’s “we’re destroying the couch and carpet” party in Santa Barbara (quick explainer: he was getting new carpet in the condo, and the couch on the patio outside had previously housed some kind of rodent). We hooked up there, but he lived up in…

I so want that “FUCK U PAY ME” purse.

I read her autobiography when it came out a few years ago, and it made me tear up more than once. It was a white hot light on how truly toxic the entertainment industry can be, but she truly seems to have found happiness with Ellen. I remember toward the end Ellen asked if her if she was better, but in such a way…

I’ve never had Jeni’s Gooey Butter Cake but their Darkest Chocolate is the best fucking chocolate ice cream in the universe. I can’t believe I used to willing spending $11/pint on ice cream but it’s goddamn worth it. 

Same. One is joy (coffee ice cream), the other is necessary to sustain life (actual coffee). 

I thought she looked pretty smashing as well. Overall it was a good selection of looks. I didn’t love Sandra Oh’s dress but I thought she wore it well and with confidence. The only ones I really didn’t like were Rooney Mara and Gal Gadot. 

Not my favorite look for him but I will always give him credit for giving zero fucks and just going for it.

Given what I’ve read about both ladies, that makes sense. Both have had a fair amount of trauma in life and I can see how that would make them both very wary of trusting others. 

I will totally cop to the fact that my eyes are getting old and even when they weren’t old, I still sometimes had trouble distinguishing between darker shades of brown or navy with black. And truth be told, I didn’t really look that closely the first time; it was only after others said, “um, I think it’s brown” that I…

I’ve worked with folks who’ve worked with Ellen and the vast majority have said that no, she is not nice. That said, she and Portia once stayed at one of the resorts I used to work for and they were fine with the staff. Not super friendly but they were decent. She also paid for her personal assistant and his boyfriend…

T-shirts and yoga pants are my BFFs along with leggings. The nice thing about no longer working in the hotel biz is that I no longer have to dress to impress. I just have to be clean and look more or less presentable. 

Thanks. I have to be honest, my perception of darker colors can be crappy. I admit that there’s been more than a few times when I’ve gone shopping and had to ask the sales person (or a complete stranger), “Is this brown or black?” or, alternatively, “is this black or navy?” Upon further review, I can definitely see…

I’m not sure, it’s hard for me to tell as well. The dress doesn’t bother me, neither do the shoes, but for me they just don’t look right together. As I mentioned to BusPassTrollop, I may feel differently if the dress were brown and the shoes black.