May her socks always slide down into her shoes.

I’m beginning to hate ALL state governments right now. I live in CA and while I love that the state has basically told Trumpanzee to fuck off at every turn, it’s getting to the point that it’s no longer sustainable to live here unless you make more than $100K, between housing costs, taxes, insurance. Oh, and we are…

Ugh, that both sucks and blows. I’ll never understand parents who do this, because not only are you wrecking your relationship with your kid, on a more cynical level, you’re also sabotaging any tangential fame or notoriety that you get from your kid’s success. And then later on, they have the audacity to wonder why…

And Pepsi was very aware of that, of course, as was the audience. I remember cringing at that one big time. 

My takeaway from this piece is that Chief Justice Robert’s ruling on Justice Kagan’s frozen yogurt machine is probably one of the few opinions I will ever agree with. Although I personally would have preferred soft-serve, but not going to turn up my nose at froyo. 

My hubby and I have done similar at Five Guys: burger each, fries and a bacon hot dog. We share the fries and hot dog. At this point, after 15 years, unless one of us has a raging case of something nasty and contagious, we don’t really care about each other’s cooties. That said, we don’t share a ton because when it…

And you know he’s flushing like, 10 times, because according to President Shitstain, that’s how many flushes it takes these days.

Of course Lev is singing to save his ass, but I do believe he’s mostly telling the truth, but a lot of what’s been revealed so far isn’t just new but also adds more details to what we already know.

Not only is the handwriting horrible (not that I can talk, I too am a member of the Serial Killer Penmanship Association), there are a ton of misspelled words. But long story short, the notes basically confirm the plot to try to compel Zelensky to announce investigations into Burisma/Biden. But probably the most…

This probably came in after BB’s deadline, but just FYI:

Wasn’t “bearded clam” used as the name for a Bikini Bottom restaurant in Spongebob Sqaurepants? 

This reminds how, a while back, there was a Jezebel story that yielded numerous comments about how immature it was to refer to the vagina as anything other than, well, the vagina. That in turn yielded a number of alternate names for said anatomical region, most of which were of course childish and cringe worthy. That…

Just saw it last night: “that’s just your rabies flaring up.” Priceless. 

Being evil really does promote longevity,doesn’t it?

Hard pass on both subject matter and actor. Phyllis Schlafly was a repulsive hypocrite. I used to love Cate Blanchett but I’m done with any actress who thinks Woody Allen is genius. Not just because he’s a pedophile but all of his female characters are neurotic caricatures.

I’ve never been so happy as I was last night when I saw the old Geico commercial with the three raccoons eating out of the trash cans. I can’t help but kinda love them...they’re both appalling and appealing at the same time.

Fellow wypip here, and I concur, “Mayonaissian” is absolutely brilliant. As is wypipo. 

Estimates are between $400B and $2T (as in trillion), but like any good criminal syndicate, they’re not going to let anyone take a hard look at the books. LDS has certainly given them a run for their money, so to speak.

Joe didn’t even ask for a DNA test because everyone knows the Holy Ghost doesn’t wear condoms. Plus, he knew they could claim Jesus as a dependent on their taxes, which was rare because the evil king Herod had outlawed the earned income credit.

Bravo!