He is NOT the nice guy people think he is. He accompanied that famous teenage girlfriend to an appointment and whenever she was asked a question, he insisted on answering it. Got to the point where the guy working with Britney basically told him to shut up because he needed HER to answer the questions, not him.

I’d pack layers

I posted a comment on The Root the other day and got a trolly MAGAt response about how much better FatAss is as a president vs. Obama. I don’t believe in bringing the trash inside the house so it’s staying in the grays.

My sister is of the same mind as your wife. For her, the traditional cranberry sauce is for Thanksgiving dinner proper, whereas the stuff in the can is for turkey sandwiches post-Thanksgiving because it’s easy to slice and slap on the bread.

Funny you should say that, as I noticed there’s been no Bark Bag since Friday. 

Michelle Obama said “I’ve sat at tables of high-powered mediocrity

I’ve had more positive than negative experiences with Alaska but I think a lot had to do with the route I was flying, which was usually LAX to SJD. It’s been a while but I believe it’s a daily flight (maybe twice daily during winter but I don’t remember), and because it’s going to Cabo, everyone was in vacation mode…

Both are freakin’ adorable and talented as hell. 

I once was on a week-long familiarization trip for a French hotel company, visiting their hotels in Cannes and Deauville. Breakfast was the only meal of the day where there was no alcohol involved, although I’m sure it would have been available if anyone had asked for it. There’s a reason though why no one asked, and…

Because submitting answers to questions in writing worked so well with the Mueller Report.

Here’s the question, though: would you be more embarrassed to have a president who pretended to play the piano with his dong on TV or Fat Bastard 45? Pretending to play the piano with your dick during a comedy routine is pretty bad, but then I think about the time the Turd walking up to AF1 with toilet paper stuck to…

I think even Taylor has reached the exhaustion point, just looking at some of his reactions when being questioned by the GOPers. There were all a variation of, “Are you kidding me with this shit?” Also a little “Fuck, I should have listened to my wife.”

Wow, how clever. He’s an intellectual giant, isn’t he?

I loathe Christmas with every fiber of my being, and every year, I bemoan that retailers decide to start their holiday promo shit even before Halloween. Having said that, the HOA is being unreasonable. As much as I hate seeing Christmas crap early, they did wait until after Halloween at least, and given that the…

Starred for “do they not make suit jackets in Jethro-size?”

Can’t say I’m surprised to hear that Sharon Dorram was a main figure in the complaint. I remember reading a makeover piece many years ago in some fashion rag, and although the lady was ultimately pleased with the color job she got from Dorram, she also mentioned that she was at best dismissive and at worst downright…

Before I ended up with Mr. PW, I used to go with my parents’ to have Christmas lunch/dinner at the Peninsula in Beverly Hills. It wasn’t cheap but it wasn’t super expensive either, and although it was a set menu, the food was yummy. The best part, however, was watching my sheltered South Orange County mother play the…

I always enjoyed their t-shirt game. My personal favorite was Jemele’s “Damn Shame What They Did To That Dog” t-shirt a la Coming to America. 

Fuck the Catholic Church with a rusty piece of rebar.

Dude needs some brow wax, STAT.