Starred for Badonkadont. And ocular disappointment...and pirate’s lack, etc.

The last time I was at LGA, it had certainly improved it’s food offerings, which was a pleasant surprise. My flight was super early in the morning, so I thankfully didn’t have much of an issue with getting there. 

I’d hope that’s the case, especially now that she’s 18 and technically an adult. T.I. may have money/power but medical boards/associations don’t look too kindly upon those who violate patient privacy. Not to mention the legal implications, but my knowledge of HIPAA is cursory at best so I can’t really speak to the…

I get it. To be honest, I don’t hit Starbucks nearly as often as I used to, mostly for financial reasons. But when I do go, I always order on the app to go so I can avoid everything you just mentioned. 

I’ve done both JFK and EWR for NY trips, and rarely had issues getting into the city from Newark.

For me, Penn Station was an unavoidable, necessary evil when I had to travel to NY for business, because it has rail access to/from both JFK and Newark (as a rule I always try to avoid LaGuardia at all costs). “Stalinist” is a kind way of describing it.

What cheeses me off are the people who are so busy talking on their phones (or to their friends) who, upon ordering, are like, “Wait, let me see...” Dude, you were in line for a good 5-15 minutes, you could have, I don’t know, looked up at the menu board at least once in that time to see what you wanted to order. And…

For all of their God-fearing appearences, they’re just attention whores, the Kardashians for the Quiverfull set. I’m just waiting for that rebel Dugger to come out and burn it all down. 

Had to star this, because the cartoon of Theresa May is eerily similar to a graphic on Last Week Tonight, when John Oliver called her “Thatcher in the Rye.”

Why is it that when I saw this post, my first thought was, “Please let Bill and his raccoon family be okay.” I think I’ve officially given up on humanity. No offense, Joan. 

Wow...So. Clever.

I’m having this experience right now with Mr. PW, although with hair care, not skin care. He’s been growing out his hair the last few years (due in large part to his friend/hairdresser breaking a leg and having an extended recovery period), but was using the same hair gel he used with short hair. That is, until one…

Jizz Jim is going to have to pry Drew’s annual Williams-Sonoma holiday catalog review from my cold, dead hands.

I was going to say, when I was kid, you made note of those houses that gave out the Hershey bars. Granted, my tastes have evolved since then and I can’t recall the last time I ate an entire full size Hershey bar, but IMO they are far, far from being the worst candy given out at trick-or-treat.

Velvet Jones was the first one I thought of. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing at all against seeing him do Buckwheat or Gumby, but it’s all about “I Wanna Be A Ho” 2.0

To you and all the booing Nats fan, I just want to say, thank you for your service. 

The thing that really irks me (well, the whole thing irks me), is the “chemical castration” bullshit the Trumpettes and their ilk are throwing around. She’s all of seven years old, at least a good 4 years from the onset of puberty. I’m no expert in this, but my understanding is that she’d have the option of taking…

I kinda get the feeling that at this point George just shakes his head and lets it go. It’s interesting though: based solely on his interview with Preet Bharara, he’s far more likable than his wife, a lot more chill, and, I daresay, he’s a lot smarter than she is. It’s probably a situation where opposites attract.

I guess all Republicans suffer from short term memory loss. I mean, Benghazi wasn’t that long ago, folks. 

I wonder if she did that to George after he wrote his article for The Atlantic about how FatAss 45 suffers from narcissistic personality disorder?