Mike Golic has a good story about this happening to him at Notre Dame. He was taking a computer course, there was a paper due and of course, he hadn’t written a damn thing. He calls up his older brother, who took the same course, with the same teacher, and asked if said he still had the paper he wrote for the same…

The little girl on the far right wants nothing to do with this bullshit.

Or:

Starred for “I didn’t want to become some raccoon’s bitch”

This is me, except it was skunks as opposed to raccoons, and Echo Park as opposed to Berkeley (but also selling bulk kombucha and overpriced granola).

Every time I see a picture of this little girl, I want to cry. Never ceases to amaze me that people can see someone so innocent and then do such horrible things. 

I don’t know why but the last time I was in LaGuardia, it wasn’t as bad as I remembered. That said, it’s still pretty terrible. Still not as bad as LAX, but I may be prejudiced, as it was my “home” airport for 20+ years, and I guess familiarity breeds extreme contempt. 

I’ve done 11 hours in economy (LAX-CDG and back) and it was fairly miserable. My old boss let me book premium economy for LAX to Melbourne two years ago, and for that I’m eternally grateful.

Respectfully disagree. MIA does suck and is absurdly huge. But LAX is truly the worst airport in the world. 

MIA does have quite possibly the world’s longest walk from the terminal to the rental car facility, but that’s about it.

What’s especially funny is that the reason FatAss decided to not use Doral had nothing to do with either the media or Democrats, but the fact that Republicans were like, “dude, first Ukraine, then Syria, now this? There’s a limit to the number of illegal/unethical shit that we’ll put up with.” Yeah, they’re okay with…

Amen re: going no contact with the fam. The exception would be her mom, who you never hear a peep from and who seems pretty cool. The dad and the step/half siblings though will sell her out for a six pack and a tin of Skoal. 

Except Denver is cute. 

It kinda reminds me of the smirk/smile that Cory Booker had on his face while Kamala Harris disemboweled some GOP toady. Unfortunately I can’t recall at the moment who that was, but I remember he was clearly enjoying her performance. 

Le Labo products.

Carne asada fries. Also functions as comfort/PMS food. 

Growing up, I was a fat kid. I told myself that I would never tease/fat shame anyone, because I knew how awful it felt. I’ve managed this for the better part of my life.

HoganStrong...that’s just, well, laughable. 

I think we’re safe from Gym Jordan because the Dems have the majority in the house. Conversely, I believe all Senate committees are chaired by idiots, I mean Republicans.

the vagina is a small pocket, not a Mary Poppins bag.