porkchopjonson
PorkChopJonson
porkchopjonson

In before, “Um, she’s akchyually a 400 year old witch...”

Since when has there been any doubt about that?

This is exhausting, isn’t it?

So we can officially declare social media a mistake now, right? Like the verdict is in?

People are fucking stupid and Twitter is a vile cesspool. 

Additionally, it’s not the license plate reader that noted the license plate number was for a stolen motorcycle with a Montana plate, not an SUV with a Colorado plate.

Exactly.

yeah, they should make settlements come out of police funds, then you will see that the “bad cops” will start getting called out

It’s not the license plate reader that decided that recovering a stolen car required combat tactics. That was a human decision. 

How ironic that the lead picture shows three rocket scientists who can’t even be bothered to wear effing helmets. Corn stalks are not their main problem.

They just do NAZI it ever happening to them.

Mortadella for the poors. Next question.

Fried Bologna is one of the great sandwiches.  

Hi dad.

Do you lick the boot or do you also suck on it too? Like whats your technique.

Also, the negative partisanship is the reason we have no empathy anymore...and when you can look at this an be like “cool” then our democracy is fucking dead.

“I’m not a Nazi,” she shouted back mid-video. “I’m trying to tell you that if you vote for Biden, this is what you’re gonna have.”

If only hard worked paid as well as crime did.

Chad, come get yo girl!

This is Peak Portland.

I can smell the patchouli through my screen.