Well there you go. Learned some junk about theology by making a fool of myself in Kinja.

From the “original” Greek Old Testament?

Allegedly unintentional gay porn, but yes.

Yeah, that was more what I intended with my question. Who came up with the concept first. The regional variations that differentiate the 2 dishes hinted that it had a place of origin and then spread to other places where it was adapted to the local palate. 

So... literal trash water tea with essential oils and apple cider vinegar? Are they selling this as a Goop branded beverage? 

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr....

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The best use I ever found for these as a boy scout was as a firestarter. They’re so greasy that a tiny nub just blazes for like 10 minutes and if you aim right you can light one up with a flint and steel.

Kvass is the original toilet wine recipe from the “glory days” of the Soviet Union. I studied Russian in high school and our teacher was a retched, filthy, decadent Capitalist defector from Moscow. She had a flask in her desk, smoked in the ladies room with all the delinquent girls, and when we had Russian club…

ORLY?

I get that... But where is the Bunkers and Badasses 2.0 DLC?

Couple of things...

They should be a real thing on every car. I’d kill to have autojacks on either of my cars. 

Lechon.....aaaaaahahaahahaaahhhhhhh....OMG the lechon....

The placebo effect has many faces. 

NES game called 8 Eyes. it was a Castlevania rip off with potential but the play through was linear masquerading as semi-open world in a weird way that didn’t work. You had to collect the 8 “eyes”, which were gems, from different vampireyish monsters or something and then use them to defeat the final boss somehow?…

My wife wingmans me on all my extra-marital hookups. This motherfucker’s just doing it ugly. 

It’s easier to jump one from a lake into a swimming pool. 

The real deal is actually extremely delicious but very different from the typical sugar chicken you get almost everywhere. If you find an authentic Sichuan restaurant and you eat pork, try Yuxiang Pork sometime.