Well there you go. Learned some junk about theology by making a fool of myself in Kinja.

From the “original” Greek Old Testament?

Allegedly unintentional gay porn, but yes.

Or all the research on people who get a full gastric bypass and then 3 to 5 years later their bodies adapt and their metabolic issues return basically unphased.

Yeah, that was more what I intended with my question. Who came up with the concept first. The regional variations that differentiate the 2 dishes hinted that it had a place of origin and then spread to other places where it was adapted to the local palate. 

So... literal trash water tea with essential oils and apple cider vinegar? Are they selling this as a Goop branded beverage? 

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr....

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The best use I ever found for these as a boy scout was as a firestarter. They’re so greasy that a tiny nub just blazes for like 10 minutes and if you aim right you can light one up with a flint and steel.

Kvass is the original toilet wine recipe from the “glory days” of the Soviet Union. I studied Russian in high school and our teacher was a retched, filthy, decadent Capitalist defector from Moscow. She had a flask in her desk, smoked in the ladies room with all the delinquent girls, and when we had Russian club…

ORLY?

He’s sabotaging everything from the inside. Like a good полезный дебил should.

History, especially in this specific region of the world, has already told us how this will end:

I get that... But where is the Bunkers and Badasses 2.0 DLC?

Harnmaster Gold > D&D.

Couple of things...

In the “book” it is, but tell that to ANY production manager. You’ll get handed a box for your shit and they’ll even provide you with a “courtesy escort” to your car to make the door doesn’t hit you in the ass.

They should be a real thing on every car. I’d kill to have autojacks on either of my cars. 

Buffer Time is the unspoken secret to Agile Scrum actually working.

Lechon.....aaaaaahahaahahaaahhhhhhh....OMG the lechon....