porkchopjonson
PorkChopJonson
porkchopjonson

It is and it’s easier for people to show their entire ass without thinking about the consequences also. Especially when they’re drunk or high and they make what in the past would have been an embarrassing but forgettable mistake. Social media is permanent and there’s no precedent for that in human history. None of us

Do you feel like that’s something that “we, the human race, have collectively embraced”? If I remember right, genocide doesn’t include people happily forming neat lines and reporting for wholesale slaughter. 

I say this with 100% sincerity and zero sarcasm. It may be the worst idea that we, the human race, have ever collectively embraced.

I’d hit it...

So wait, morons making horrifically moronic decisions while driving is not the root cause of this problem. It’s the corn that’s negligently too tall... Right... Got it.

I don’t think I’m sophisticated, I’m just past the point in my life where bologna is a staple food. I’m just old and I have the economic stability that comes with having struggled my way up from below poverty to where I am. There’s no “wanna-be” or sophistication to it. It’s just that my sammich meat budget is better

Kimchee them. Kimchee them into delicious effervescent hellfire with a note of sweetness and sesame.

Lol... They loved fat back when bolony came out they just didn’t put in the effort to properly prepare it and suspend it in the meat log so they just ground it into the mix. They also used a lot more lips and assholes than what goes into real mortadella. 

More accurately, it was someone who loved mortadella but knew or cared nothing of making proper salume trying desperately to recreate it. 

You left out a few but I gotcha:

Mortadella for the poors. Next question. 

The U.S. military has been using Xbox controllers on weapons platforms for over a decade. DARPA ran trials on weapons platforms using the original PS1 controller almost as soon as it came out. Before that, Martin Marietta Energy Systems, Raytheon, and several other historical MIC providers of weapons systems have used

How would you choose between “MARK IT ZERO!!” or “...hand me the Uzi... You didn’t think I was going out there naked did you...” or “...dipshit with a 9-toed woman!...” or Donny’s scattered ashes or “...it’s a fucking showdog with fucking papers you can’t board it...”

If you sliced it right you could get a grilled watermelon hot dog sandwich out of it also. 

I have to disagree here. The best homemade popcorn comes from a wok. The fat you use is irrelevant really as long as you use enough to both cook the corn and then flavor it once it pops. Plus, you can add junk like salt or other spices to the fat as it heats and they’ll permeate the popped corn. My current favorite

Trader Joes is racist now? I thought they were supposed to be where “woke” Karens and Beckys went to get the 2 Buck Chuck that fuels the day drinking binges behind their Instagram yoga/homeade jewelry/<insert exotic fruit> magic snake oil “business”?

I’ve only been to NYC twice in my life and I’ve admittedly never understood the attraction to living there. I grew up out in the country so it’s probably just that whole “nurture” side of my personality.

Fuggedaboudit.... Gimmee tree uh doze fuckin kannollees too ovaheeah...

“Chok-lit Krah-sahhnt”

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