That’s nothing... When I was six, my Dad hid, and we still haven’t found him yet. That has to be some kind of record!

“Amateurs.”

Related: Can any sportswriters predicting the Lakers would make the playoffs in the stacked West be put on a pilotless garbage barge to nowhere in the North Atlantic?

The run differential point I do not dispute, but the other things you mention were completely unexpected at least for me this season. I think people have forgotten just how awful Severino was as a starter last year, and Tanaka was definitely not remotely pitching like the dominant starter this season. CC had a…

Also this:

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure they’re called “breasts”.

Quite possibly #2. However, DEFINITELY #1. He’s a PP specialist, who is mediocre on defense. He is a really awesome person though! So that’s cool. But he’s a top 4 D man, not a top 1 or 2.

Dummies.

Better headline, and more accurate.

Blues Fan here. Shattenkirk is top 5 overrated players in the NHL.

Just like his Daddy. Crowd him a little bit and he’ll give you a pass. No wonder he could never beat Dale Jr.

+1 drive by

The Aaron Rodgers Hit Was Legal, And That’s The Problem

Because Joe Maddon is the Andy Reid of baseball. Great manager in the clubhouse, keeps the crew happy, and gets the best effort from everyone. But a lot of his in-game decisions are terrible.

Rich white kids from the mid-Atlantic and coastal south.

It took four hours and 37 minutes.

Peterson has said that there are no hard feelings. In fact, the Saints extended an olive branch that he subsequently beat his child with.

I mean, I don’t know how much clearer I can be about this (I also don’t know why people dance around making this point): If you support Donald Trump, you’re a bad person.

Nope.

Some will say that the Pens are just tired from winning back to back Stanley Cups and that they had just played the night before, which is why they didn’t look like themselves last night. Others will say AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHfuckyou