Counterpoint: Neymar is a cunt!

“Wearing this shirt will instantly make you 30% stronger” is pure gold from Strowman.

*nitpick

He’s ego does not allow for the ear piece. This will be a shit-show of epic proportions.

Counter Point: Stephanie McMahon Levesque winning the inaugural Women’s Rumble.

Couldn’t agree more. I thought nothing could top “Sheamus’ birthday is on Rusev Day?!” but the Sasha line was top drawer. Graves is killing it these days!

Parent of 4 here and this is absolutely 100% spot on.

That sound is Philly going nuclear a week BEFORE the Superbowl.

I was blocking this out...I’m gonna go throw up now.

Can’t believe I’m about to say this but the Cena segment with Elias is the perfect format for the old guard/part-timers use on Raw. Use them to put over an up and comer. Basically the exact fucking opposite of what happened to The Revival. Oh, and don’t give me the BS of “they got the rub just being in the ring with…

Take your star you magnificent bastard.

+3 nails

Wait?! He hurt his hand fingering Trump’s asshole during AFC Championship Week? How did the media miss that during AFC Championship Week Brady hurt his hand fingering Trump’s asshole?

Getting kicked in the nuts was bad enough but now this....

+134,685,315,129 pounds

Came here for the football stayed for the grammar lesson.

Counter point - United (Mou) had an aversion to attacking in general.

Some could say he’s fucked up Pogba as well. By having him playing more defensive and not as much as a box to box mastodon that he was at Juve. Please keep this black hole of a manager and club away from Pulisic. 

None of them are hysterically *fake* laughing at their own jokes. This isn’t pre-show material. 

+100 dead kids