Pssh, Kansas City always covers in games played at home on weekday nights when the temperature is above 50 degrees at kickoff against another team whose uniforms feature imagery appropriated from Native Americans.

This article has a place in the history books. I don’t pretend to understand Spanish politics, and defy anyone unacquainted with the history of its civil war to make heads or tails of its convultions without real study. But I mention the books because I can’t recall the perils intrinsic to unbridled nationalism ever…

What a leader. Inspirational.

Billy overdosed on oxy last week.

As a Bills fan, I have to tell you that when the Pats handed Gilmore big money, we laughed and laughed (and then threw each other through flaming tables) and laughed.

One of the beautiful things about moving to the West Coast is that I am far away from the rest of the Pats’ fan base. Jesus, I hate my team’s fans.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

This reminds me of an OLD page that used to be on the internet, I believe it was called The Bastard Son of the Lord, and was most definitely NSFW. But it had a rather fascinating story about Jesus taking part in an Alabama Flapjack if I recall correctly.

+1 for holding Vader’s leash.

“Louisiana”

The speed is obviously impressive, but what I’m most impressed by is how he beat the offside trap. It was like he was on a mission from god. Didn’t even seem to check his speed, just followed the golden path to goal.

Thanks, but the last time I tried to chat up a random sixteen year old online it started this WHOLE BIG THING.

The Panthers don’t play the Giants this season so at least he won’t be concussed by Apple.

Newton is only 28, but his body has been through six years of a particularly punishing style of quarterback play, and every hit he takes makes it harder to imagine him dominating into his mid-30s.

To be fair to Lester, that wasn’t even the best Nacho highlight of the day

The show’s an okay idea, but that pun’s top notch.

Nitpicking is fine. Good eye. I actually went to that Rumble and it was so good that I watched the tape of it when I got back home about a million times.

Totally off-topic: I don’t know when we started giving initial names to forward lines (like Real Madrid’s BBC and Liverpool’s SAS), but I appreciate how Barcelona went from MSN (Messi-Suarez-Neymar) to LOL (Leo-Ousmane-Luis).

Cavani is too good for this schoolyard bullshit and should tell his agent to put out feelers for other clubs, because god only knows most clubs would be happy to have him. That way he can watch the Neymar ship run aground from a safe distance.

Talking out your ass *is* the GOP platform.