I think I would prefer just watching two hours of Bernie Mac doing stand up.

Not until Tom Hanks has his shot.

But will Scarlett Johannsson at least be allowed to audition?

I don’t feel bad for that motherfucker at all. He’s just another killer cop. You can’t handle the stress then the job is not for you. 

I got my girl one of those SNES Classics because she wanted to play Donkey Kong Country. She also wants to try some other games and I’m like “Baby, you gotta play this Final Fantasy game.”

I see he got the mitch greene special.

In the crowd with their red hats on.

I’ll enjoy watching this documentary from my new home in New Zealand. 

Trump can say whatever he wants now, it doesn't matter. This is it. This is his legacy when the documentaries are made, when the books are written. The final scenes, the last chapter, will be hateful, stupid, gullible people revolting against the US Government to defend a lie, at the request of the worst human being…

You didn’t believe black people.

Yeah he even refers to himself as an Afro-Latino. I had to look him up because of all the headlines and was like "who dis Black man reppin' for the racists?" This self-hate is next fucking level. 

I remember an old Law & Order episode with Benjamin Bratt’s character interrogating members of some kind of white supremacist group. One kid had a Spanish name, and when Bratt’s character asked who he thought his friends were talking about when they said “mud people,” the kid responded that he had, “Proud, Spanish…

To the next Secretary of Defense:

Yeah....these people calling for martial law to overturn an election are the same people who think that being asked to wear a mask is tyranny. They don’t see the irony.

“People out there talk about martial law like it’s something that we’ve never done. Martial law has been instituted 64 times.”

Barr served his purpose. He’s a white nationalist legal whore. Doesn’t matter whether he quit or resigned. He was out in a month regardless.

Barr’s looking to see if Uncle vlad or any of his friends is in the market for a heavily used AG before an indictment gets delivered.

And after yesterday (https://www.washingtonpost.com/media/2020/11/29/trump-fox-bartiromo-interview/) now the FBI and DOJ are in on this as well. Which begs the question. Has anyone seen AG Barr since the end of the election? The man seems to have vanished into thin air. Which is tough for a portly fellow, but I think…

At this point, I think Trump is genuinely confused as to why the entire U.S. Government isn’t fighting tooth and nail to keep him in power. He really thinks he’s done a good job, by some undefined metrics, and that people are just too cowardly or confused to do anything to help him.