Money can’t buy good taste.

That’s the weirdest thing (And proof Trump is just a leveled up piece of trailer trash). Trump lived and worked in a place where he could have gotten hamburgers and fried chicken a million steps above what McD’s and KFC offer on their best day, because although it’s not often talked about, being Chef at the WH is not…

“Both of whom attacked him first”

And accusing fucking Hugo Chavez with interfering with the 2020 election when the man died SIX YEARS AGO.

Oh this is so going to be in an SNL cold open. 

Rudy was already considered suspect after his former henchman, Bernie Kerik proved to be an epic dirt bag to the point where Bush II could not even give Kerik a job.

Those look like the kind of shoes a clown would wear for a very important business meeting.

Rudy on The Root, getting roasted for being basted. Happy Thanksgiving, you old turkey.

That’s some funny shit.

I mean Rudy could’ve kept on with the “America’s Mayor” bullshit for a few years and rode that gravy train into a healthy retirement but no he had to tie himself to the SS Trump & let it sink whatever integrity he had left. I mean I guess a $20,000 retainer doesn’t buy what it used to. The quoting of My Cousin Vinny,…

Oh, I have one of those in my office. Fish with bones in it, too. You can smell it as soon as you walk in, and our break room is a solid 100 feet from the door.

I’ve been in an office when _that_ person did it. Not just a re-heat, but a full hmm.. frozen fish... [20.00] [START]

eugh. it was noxious. I don’t like the smell of fishy stuff anyway, and it was real bad. I think everyone else in the office got together to have some sort of intervention with her, cuz even they were…

Diner.

52. The forgotten ____________.

“Suburban housewives”

People were talking about how quotable Coming to American was, and they didn’t mention Trading Places? Gotta be an age thing.

Washcloth eschewers

very fine people?