Bilbo Baggins 4's

Rudy is losing coup points.

“He plays the right way!"

That person microwaves fish in the workplace breakroom.

“WHO HAS BEEN PUTTIN' OUT THEY KOOLS ON MY FLOOR???"

Expurgate.

Foolius Geezer is gonna drop the N-word publicly on his way out.

I hope they picked up some BEGONE-ias.

In this analogy, Black Women:

Great Value Damien Thorne is right, because hey, remember that one time in Rosewood, FL, when Black people formed an autonomous, self-sufficient, fully functioning community, then White people went out of their way to burn that community to ashes for no other reason than their searing hatred toward Black people? Or…

“Today I didn’t even have to be used by JK..." 

He really looks like a small forward with A leg kick jumper like Dirk right now. Bonus: he marries an ethnic woman.

“This town hall will give our president the opportunity to share his policies and beliefs directly with the American people in a fair and balanced climate," said NBC's new president of television programming Chuck Todd....

“Look.....up in the sky......it's a turd.....it's a lame......it's Pooperman!!!!!!"

He’s a larva, not a flighter.

There was a dibble dabble of Quantum Leap in this episode, except Hippolyta could control her movements, and she didn't inhabit other bodies. SN: I need a Bessie Stringfield biopic, stat. And make it good.

Tic’nem ruining his whole library-going experience. All he wanted to do was soak up a little Jules Verne vibe, and they wouldn’t let Young Mister be.

Fuck the NFL.

There should be a nickname wing of the Pro Football HOF.

The Bus = Best NFL nickname ever.