Fuck the NFL.

I just completed my 20th year as a schoolteacher. Before the end of this past school year, my principal (the 3rd one we had in the same year) informed me that my course was being eliminated due to low matriculation (2 years of a foreign language is a graduation requirement), and because of that, I would be jobless.…

I think we all need to get a grip.

You are correct. Tony Todd IS Candyman. Even in that Nic Cage/Sean Connery movie where he played a mercenary, I was waiting for him to go full Candyman after this part:

Chuck Todd was born and raised in Florida. That's all you need to know. 

And it wasn't written with a Sharpie.

And he had the world in the palm of his hand!

Seems like he did get the shaft.

That’s what I meant.

Uno has linestepped. As a Level 2 member of BLACC (uncle, over 30), it was always my understanding that if a player discards a Draw +2, then the next player may apply an additional Draw +2 if one is available in his/her hand, and so on UNTIL the subsequent player discards a Draw Four, which supersedes the other Draw…

She’s 5'2": Lyrical Interpretations of Homophones, Homonyms, Homographs, and Heteronyms

Damn allergies....

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.....

Eldrick wasn't hiding. He was getting his Cablinasian ass beat by Elin.

“Konichiwa, bitches!"

Back in the gap, I would sometimes Audi 5000, or peace (two fingers), or jet.

Is “butthurt” still being used? Or “big mad”? Because these grays are both. They can soothe themselves with A Quiet Place, Jeepers Creepers, Jeepers Creepers 2, The Conjuring, The Conjuring 2, The Amityville Horror, The Shining, Flatliners, etc., etc., etc., etc., fugging etc. The YT tears train is always on time.