That style is called the “Gene Keady”.

He can take that wall....shine it up real nice....turn it sideways.....

Smokey needs to worry about being able to blink.

Aaron Judge, Patrick Mahomes, Amanda Seales, Jason Kidd, and Zendaya aren't running, I don't think.

Danai Gurira for president!

Just finishing the song lyric. Cálmate.

She had to make the best of a bad situation. 

TWO!!!! In two different countries!!! All that sildenafil coursing through his withered veins would've popped his heart like a balloon after the first pump.

Once they hear the opening swells of Before I Let Go, what will their reaction be? What if they breach etiquette and actually make a song request? Then you gotta spend the rest of the cookout vouching for ya mans because he wanted to listen to Bon Iver.

Would you return?

There is no being more evil than a middle school girl. It's inexplicable. (But if someone can explain, I am all ears)

Middle school teacher here. This is my first year on that level out of the 19 years I’ve taught high school, and 6th, 7th, and 8th graders have the ability to make the most seasoned educator look and feel like a rookie. The secret to their power is knowing that they’re only kids, and that they aren’t tasked with…

“Uhhhhh...hush, li'l girl...a lotta cats have that name...."

“The militants turn, startled.....”

“I GOT WARRANTS!!!!!"

And THAT'S when you dumped her, right? 

*camera pans in slowly on Pence while others bicker*

I bet the pirate was a Black man. Because why not?

Look....don't blow smock up my adz!