Define “stroke”. We are talking about Drumpf, after all.

One of my favorite movies is Smockey and the Bandit. 

This is just the loose bills that were laying on the floorboards. The other briefcase with the $5k was "booked into evidence" (read: split between the four men in the pic).

Is he doing a promotion for Dominican Toy Story? "Cuento de los Juguetes"?

I almost forgot that Sammy was Black at one point in time.

So THAT'S why Melania was looking like that!

He always sits like he's on the toilet. This must be his Twitter position.

Great Value Imelda Marcos.

Also: The Third Lady, HOTUS, Ms. No-Booty, Eva Braun.

I thought he was LAPD’s most corrupt detective....

Eh. I beg to differ. He can’t even draw a proper human foot. And why did he think a thigh ammo belt was ever practical, even in comics?

Liefeld's art was painful to look at.

I’m a schoolteacher of 19 years, mostly high school. All I’m gonna say is, I get it. I’ve been in this teacher’s shoes, and I have come tantalizingly close to two-piecing a mouthy brat, but the beautiful thing about trash is that it takes itself out.

This image would come up if you Google "Thug Bobby Womack playing air piano taking a selfie".

I see no qualms.

I just wanna know where you found a GIF of Russell Westbrook dressed like a normal human being.

I mean, you never heard of the Gingerground Railroad, The Atlantic Ginger Trade, The Ginger Rights Movement, the Montgomery Ginger boycott, Ginger poll tax....?

Every goddamn Halloween....

Same. I'm surprised I know how to count to 5.