Negative Nancy is so irritating. She also likes to say "This don't taste as good as....", or "Why the grill gotta be so smokey?"

Don't ask Jidenna, I mean Bird.

Go existential, and get a tattoo of yourself reading your own book.

Separate in the 4th grade. I spelled it S-E-P-E-R-A-T-E.

Don’t bag on Steve Wojryifghrugceedyjkhvfhnvfdchuyowski (sp?) like that!

Too soon.....

Period.

Recreational outrage. I don't wanna hear from all these "celebrities" unless there's some tapes of them standing up to Fuck L'orange and telling him he's absolutely wrong for using that type of language. Anyway, we know he's an epic level racist. Now what?

This is a high crime, ifyouknowwhatimean. Check all the colleges and correctional facilities in the vicinity. The culprit is in one of those places. 

Fatuous Four?

I dare you to look up Elise Neal.

Bizarro Michelle Obama* knew what she was getting into. I wish people would stop giving her face time. Keep in mind she’s been hired and fired by the same person four times. Who’s zooming who**?

I graduated from USC, and people get real disappointed when I tell them it's the U. of South Carolina. 

I'm not impressed. I need to see her do "Hot Boyz" or "All In My Grill", then I'll know this wasn't a fluke.

Omarosa is the woman who would fix a plate for another woman’s man. Line-stepper.

Sugar in potato salad? Egregious. And uncouth.

“Wha’cha got over there, Tommy?”

Some do! (A friend of a friend told me....)

I’m almost 100% sure that whenever he wore this, he looked like a avaricious record exec who bilked his artists regularly. The Jerry Heller of campaign managers.

12.