THAT'S HARD TIMES!!!!!

Dammit. Now I'm gonna be humming that all day.

Has it come to this, Lloyd Banks?

“So you just gonna....”

My bad. 15 was my limit on schnitzengrüben.

Racist. Seasoned with bigotry.

Call me old fashioned, but if and when I swill on off-brand bicarbonate, I need something that makes me nostalgic, something that takes me back to the days where my family would take road trips from SC to NYC with the styrofoam cooler in the trunk filled with cans of RC or Shasta.

I'm a Black man who used to live in Prescott, AZ. I worked in a town called Ash Fork, which is about 100 mi. east of Kingman. This depiction is accurate. They treated me like the new sheriff of Rock Ridge. "He said the sheriff is near!"

You mean that time that a football game happened in the middle of a Prince concert.

Objection. White shoes are worth it if you don’t mind detailing every now and then. They’re to be donned like a classic car, they’re not your daily driver. For the soles, a Brillo pad, hot water, and Palmolive, or for the deep dirt on the soles or on the other parts of the shoes, you can actually use white-out, for…

Wypipo didn't even wanna pick cotton....and cotton is soft!

The AND1 dribbler who shakes their defender and can't shoot worth shit.

Damn allergies.....

I’m just glad they had plastic on the couch.

They sweated Cleo, but without the refinements she made to her Impala, they wouldn't have sorta escaped after the botched job. 

Zig-zagging doesn’t matter a whole lot with a 12-gauge. When the buckshot scatters at the range Knucklehead was away from Ricky, it’ll clip a piece of the target. Still, Knucklehead had to be surgical with the first shot, which hit Ricky in the leg and stood him up, allowing for a slower and wider target, resulting in…

6. Newly saved people.

It just so happens.....

If any month needs to go, it's August.

A better group name: Klandestine.