Ha!

Up here in Canadia the tennis has been bumped back a bit because of a hockey game — I'll PVR it tonight.

So, uh, Chris Fowler just called Kvitova fat.

When reached for comment, a confused Stefano Pioli told reporters that these claims are a load of Bologna.

At least she doesn't intentionally do it the wrong way, I suppose. People who wilfully force everyone to smack their hands into the wall and move their wrists in the wrong direction are either less evolved or have taken to trolling in real life.

Fear not! I'm sure he's gained some new managerial skills in Japan while Pimpin' All Over The World.

Shrewd move by Penn St last week, ousting Paterno and his lack of constitutional control.

What If Joe Paterno's Lungs Were Black?

Scott Raab only donates money to charities that impact his friends and relatives.

I'm convinced that Kettle Brand salt and pepper chips are sex reincarnated as food.

This whole kerfuffle is a white stain on the anals of collegiate athletics.

I presume the B-Laden semi was caused by the 72 virgins.

1) Hip Hip Hip at Downsview

Its the Groups part of Facebook, without being Facebook.

Fantasy hockey back in 2005

I think Rizzo was just trying to help Riggleman out - I mean, when I contract extension for that long, the TV tells me to see a doctor.

Given the pot brownies, I would've guessed the brothers were dimebacks rather than linemen.

Don't you know there's always a vas deferens between the infomercial testimonials and reality?

Report: Jeter's relationship with calves strained, expected to take tibia to South Beach.

@titansfan78: Nope, post office is still on strike.