I think it’s a little silly, too, but I can see where they’re coming from - I think they’re trying to avoid “Small, Medium, and Large” being interpreted to refer to the size the font is being set in - presumably you can set “Micro” in 108-pt type.

some right wing think tank is paying them good money to act like imbeciles

Still only the second-worst gaffe I’ve seen at a press conference: I work in higher ed communications and public relations and once had the president of a university I was working for say something truly fucking stupid and baffling and out of place at a press conference, then say “Umm...that was off the record, by the…

Look, this is such flawed reasoning. They’re not dirty yet, so keep wearing them until they get dirty? Why would you accept that, at some point of the week, you’ll be wearing dirty underwear, as a given? As a guarantee?

at which the skaters were each awarded £100 for winning the “Worst Slam” category.

“This is a bombshell!” Wohl gushed inappropriately after the phone tidbit. “This is the first I’ve heard of this!”

Jacob Wohl and his father David are just really...curious?...people. I mean, we’ve all met bumbling dip shits and grifters and liars, but what the fuck happened to the Wohl family for them to be like this?

Jacob’s last two pressers have been fucking hysterical, and the entire “Top Notch Intelligence” website or…

I just left a hipster coffee shop.  It was PACKED with former Dallas Cowboys practice squad rejects talking about how shoe companies funnel money to players for NCAA recruiting efforts.

Just so you know, I’m NEVER eating at your Venusian restaurant. 

Getting shot by the ex-Marine you hired to investigate a murder you claim the government ordered is a conspiracy theorist’s wet dream. The fact that Burkman hasn’t been able to make hay out of that incident (which I had never heard of before despite being entirely too online and knowing who Burkman is) is a greater…

Worn underwear isn’t clean though, my man.

Alright, I’ve got some questions. First, how old are you? Second, do you bathe every day? Assuming the answer to that question is yes, is it safe to say you take your underwear off while bathing? Because if that’s the case you’re just losing me here. Do you wear your other clothes multiple days in a row? Socks? Why…

It’s just a language-barrier issue. The correct response is “AH FOOK OFF YER BLOODY COONT!”

The vein of “admitting to obviously insane behavior and defending it as normal” comment is always perfection.  The funbag results in the highest rate of these comments.  And sometimes, it turns out we learn something new.  Like that 20% of you wipe your ass standing up and should be fired into the sun.

Come on, dude. That’s gross. You know it’s gross. Your girlfriend knows it’s gross. Don’t “but actually” this. I’m telling you, the last thing on earth you want is your girlfriend to see you in your drawers and think, on any level, “ew, gross!” You can’t talk someone out of a visceral reaction.

Not as much as you have inside your three day old underwear.  

GAHHHHHHH

She’s right. It’s disgusting. Regardless of whether or not you “soil” your undergarments (seriously?) or they smell bad, you still have bacteria and fecal matter in your underwear.  

Yeah, I don’t get it.

In total seriousness and with the backing of the entire bar, the guy demands that they throw the scarf in the trash. No option to leave with the scarf. Just demanded it be thrown away.