Ah the Far Side! So damn funny!

Always makes me think of this

Once I get married, I’ll never have to jerk again. Me at 12. 

Go fuck yourself.

Don’t know what the rules are in NY, but in Ontario there’s a max voltage/speed allowed before they are classified as motorcycles (which brings insurance and licensing requirements)

Yep.  Definitely don’t get the criticism on this.  Based on the headline, I was expecting him to get tripped up mid-air, do an awkward flip mid-air, and barely avoid disaster.  

No, that’s not what he’s telling you.

AMP pisses me off so bad when I’m just browsing the Internet, whenever a page on my phone has broken comments sections or weird formatting issues I immediately check to see if it’s an AMP page. And of course there’s usually no easy way to get from the AMP page to the regular page. If I could disable it entirely I…

“The matchless name of the Supreme Basileus of the Universe”...what the fuck is that?

Hehe

I do not want to see Robert Kraft given a blowjob, but I do want to live in a world where the video of Robert Kraft getting a blowjob is widely available.

Women pay more than men in half the US

Australia is the Florida of the world. Someone or something is always trying to kill you.

“You merely merely adopted The Gold Coast. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see Bondi Beach till I was a man!”

“...after the two girls got in a fight over cigarettes, and abused an elderly lady inside the shopping center.”

Remember: it’s a nation whose cultural rootstock was convicts and undesirables.

They’re 9..... Just pick’em up off the car and toss’em into a pond, or a bush. It’s Australia, that would totally fly. The children are the descendants of convicts, let the wildlife of Australia have them. Drop’em in a ponder or river, Salt Water Crocs and bull sharks baby. The bush? Well, get ready for a Brown or…

I work at a job where I meet and ID people from all around the world. You would be surprised as to how many ‘Nimrod’s’ there are (excluding our government of course). If I remember correctly, it’s of Hebrew origin.

Can there really be two Nimrod Shmuls in the world?

LOL, Assuming it’s the same person, Nimrod Shmul is my neighbor and a local bigshot realtor...he’ll be thrilled to learn he’s on this list.