Why on earth would they go with fucking Lauer for the forum when they have Maddow? Matt Lauer is an idiot.

And just like how Il Duce played second-fiddle to Hitler Il Douche will play second-fiddle to Putin.

Man, it’s about time. also fuck you preibus. That comment is the political equivalent of cheap catcalling women are subjected to on a daily basis. Your candidate looks like a toad whether he is smiling or not.

“I’m going to let you ponder that question.”

A+++++++ gif deployment.

“According to the Telegraph, the woman had fallen asleep in an office in order to wait for the next train in the morning home. After a brief conversation, the pair started to have consensual sex, trying first in a “spooning” position and then turning around to face each other. It was then that Green noticed that the…

When a woman is drunkenly sleeping in her office until the trains start running again, I see no scenario where “a brief conversation” leads to consensual sex.

This all day.

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

I loved Joanna Coles as the mentor on “Project Runway All-Stars.” She was perfect. Just as good as Tim Gunn, but in her own unique way. I liked how she always asked the designers (usually the men) if you could wear a bra with whatever they were designing.

“Michele Promaulayko, who previously served as editor-in-chief of Yahoo Health”

I once tried a Cosmo Move™ with all sincerity in my early twenties and it remains, to this day, one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever done.

That’s what I was thinking— she must have wanted a quick, clean out with maximum custodial privileges because she took almost none of his money.

Jewel’s response is lovely:

Okay, Drake’s publicist.

Is Rihanna really tall, or that police officer just short?

SAHD. Sad!

I want the magazine man to read Midweek Madness so he knows he’s famous.

Macy Gray has enough money at this point to live in a fancy south-of-Ventura nabe? Well, I’ll be damned.