Why would someone who’s set out to spend more than 100x the normal price of a paperclip cheap out and get the $150 version? That’s the most confusing part of this story to me.

So it isn’t the gate agent, but the policy that’s blatantly sexist.

Leggings are the way, the truth, and the light.

Now those would promote some ninja level vag control.

EVEN IVANKA’S FACE CHANGES!!!!!!!!

Holy shit, that is brutal.

Well since you brought it up......people are saying it’s true. I read it on the internet. People are saying it. I think it’s true. I heard he’s a big old bottom and that he has a pee fetish. Just sayin. 

“What about all the disabled people he DIDN’T mock?! No one ever talks about them!”

Why not ? We’re 100% chingon.

and I say that as a half-Mexican who doesn’t date Mexicans.

I am always shocked how casually women will say they will not date men of their ethnicity. How would you feel if a white woman said, “Thanks for the tip, I will now completely freeze out all Hispanic men”?

“that person has, like, no moral standards”

Against their wills, apparently:

Oh, good, labial split pussy bows are back in fashion!

Hollywood is especially tough on our Asian American actors and actresses. It’s really unfair.

57 is elderly now?

Busy Phillips is lucky. My eyebrows did NOT grow back. Thanks, 90s!

Yes it is Jill Stein and her voters’ fault and not ALL YOUR RACIST, SCARED NEIGHBORS VOTING FOR DONALD

He’s not wrong. The people who are willing to look past Trump bragging about committing sexual assault because he promised them that The Steel Mill Will Reopen! weren’t going to be dissuaded by him saying “n****r”—in part because so many of them use the word themselves.