Math is hard...

Wow, you happened upon a Grade A Douchecanoe. THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT. You were used, but you're neither stupid, nor dirty. There's no need to feel shitty or guilty or ashamed or beat yourself up because you fell for his bullshit. Creatures like this can be terribly convincing, which makes them all the more creepy.

Last Sunday my husband told me he wants to move out. He needs to be single and figure out what he wants in life. After months of couples therapy and ten years together, there's nothing else I can do. I can't make him stay married to me. Now I'm applying for jobs in different cities, since I only moved to this town for…

Yesterday night, me and my guys were hanging out at someone's house, around a fire and we were drinking. We started talking about the Ray Rice incident, and for the first time ever, I disclosed my rape and abusive relationship to my friends.

Who had to raise their hand in a meeting and say "Um, I think I recognize her from a porno..."

OK, first of all, who the hell keeps a "pack" of dogs?

I don't think they spent one millisecond considering the risks. They were probably too busy coming up with clever captions to the photos they planned on posting to social media

No, it wasn't. It wasn't in any way, any of her fault. She's fucking 9 years old for goodness sake. This is absolutely 100% the fault of the fuckwit who put an uzi in her hands, switched it to fully automatic, then told her to pull the trigger. The fully grown adult who, at any point, could have said "You know…

My guess is asshole parents who want to brag about how their kid shot an Uzi in "my kid is cooler than your kid"-pissing contests

Who puts an uzi into a 9 year old girl's hands?!?!?!?!

This is my dramatic reinterpretation of Mufasa finding out what happened after Simba left home to travel the world, shunning his royal past.

Gotta be a shitty restaurant. Frozen lion? Serve fresh or don't bother.

its not even that his looks bother me so much, its him being a douche..... and his annoying songs...

It's like he's the only choice available. These women are in HOLLYWOOD. They can't find better men to date? (if not in the personality department then at least in the looks department. Shoot higher!)

"John Mayer is apparently trying to woo Jennifer Lawrence away from Chris Martin. "

is Celebrity Gross Factor John Meyer dated everybody by now???

Cara D is writing an autobiography...she's rich and English and obviously her childhood was spent going through the back of a wardrobe and making friends with a male faun who wears a jaunty scarf. OBVIOUSLY.

You can exercise while pregnant, if your doctor says all is well. Pregnancy isn't an illness. It is a state of health.

Everything they do is for publicity.

They sure have a funny way of getting divorced.