That is one thing I LOVE about the place I work- we get day groups of developmentally delayed adults in nearly every single weekday (I think there are a couple groups that come twice a week, which is great) and everyone who works at our store is- if not fiercely protective of them, then at least WAY more tolerant of…

I was recovering from a csection that went really awry. I had spent the first 5 months of my daughters life mostly bedridden. The complications dovetailed with a intense autoimmune flare up.

Up until 8 months ago, I was gloriously and blissfully going several times a day for 24 years, until… nothing. For a month. Went to the dr, they gave me heavy duty laxatives. It's okay for a week then another MONTH without anything. Went to a GI dr after so, so so much misery, and he's like "Yeah it happens sometimes.…

... I'm starting to get worried because something is wrong, but I don't know how very wrong yet.

I work with people with developmental disabilities and consequently have a lot of poop stories. Here's one of my better and less disgusting ones:

WHAT IS THAT ABOUT? I work at a school, and I found a poop in the staff bathroom. Like, right *in front* of the toilet, on the floor. How does that happen?

I think I can win this.

The best poop stories come from our HR people at work. We have had several poop artists at our company— they leave little presents in the hallways, or just completely defile a bathroom. I just got a call about one a couple days ago— they were finding little trails of tiny escaped poops, and then just a totally f'd up…

NO NO ONE STOP THE PUNS

He selected her right out of a binder.

I legit ended a friendship with a guy friend who was saying a lot of these same things, and I'll tell you why: Men who defend that kind of shit have either hit a woman in the past or have come really close and/or have crossed the line before. Something in them identifies with it, and I don't want a dude like that in…

I don't know what's worse, the Ray Rice jersey or the two guy selfie.

"I'm not defending domestic violence, I'm just defending domestic violence," said every apologist asshole interviewed.

'I don't believe in domestic violence'

It's nice of these guys to give the women around them such a clear and undeniable red flag. Most people have to wait weeks or even months to figure out that a guy is a piece of shit, they're really saving us all a lot of time here.

please make sure that any Trading Places actions occur after Stephen and his ilk have their two perfect children, Mitsy and Junior. Ideally, the descent into minimum wage hell happens just after Mitsy has been diagnosed with something chronic, but not life threatening, so that Stephen et al can then experience both…

If I knew how to post a standing applause GIF, I would. Brava.

I think it's time we get rid of the myth that minimum wage jobs all require minimal skill. Every fast food drive thru worker in my city is bilingual. Are YOU bilingual, author of this Op Ed? Also, I would l-o-v-e to see some white collar exec work the a slammed Friday night at any Denny's, where my best friend…

More....I'm kind of going through this as I eat dinner:

This reads like a cover letter to a job application for Fox News.