Ok just choked on wine at this comment!

How the hell did I click on this article and end up at the Preserve website?

Oh Conan. Glass houses.

Alrighty then. Here is the thing. Everytime a woman comes forward with a sexual abuse claim, there is always a 'because' blaaah blaaaah blaaaaaa

This post just made me miss Regretsy big time.

Riiighhhttt... because victims never lie to hide their abuse?!? Or to protect their abusers?!?! Nope never happens. She must be a liar because under oath?? And if it is a lie for the money and song rights? Oh yeah it must be for the money that she is claiming sexual abuse. Makes perfect sense. Have no idea what her…

I'm trying to feel outrage over this but feel numb instead. It's like they are trying to desensitize us with their crap handling of these cases.

Sooo many questions.

My boyfriend is super into Halloween and there is always the pressure to come up with something cool and awesome. I usually follow through but since he is out of the country this year I can breath a sigh of relief. No pressure because this looks like a seriously boring year. Or maybe I should go as Amal Clooney.…

Thanks Kitty. Didn't know any of this but need the important stuff like who has she dated? Who does her hair? Kidding. Not kidding, I seriously want her hair.

Holy crap. This woman is just everywhere now. Was wondering what her life was before she got with Clooney? They always mention she was a lawyer for the Wiki Leaks guy but you never hear much else. Just curious.

Can we cry Ebola on the internet and hope the trolls run away?

Oh I need to send this story to my boyfriend. He lives in Florida but is originally from another country. I live in another state and so when I rip on Florida and how crazy it is there, he thinks I'm just being an asshole. Seriously.

I think she now needs to write a letter to the CEO of Microsoft.

Mark,

This has to be a troll. This has to be a troll. This has to be a troll.

It's 'The Rabbit'! No, not that 'Rabbit'.

Ok is it Christmas season already because it seems way to early for you to be such a grinch.

worse than a soggy liverwurst sandwich left out in the rain and then dropped in a mud puddle and then someone steps on the sandwich in the puddle

"Twins, twin sisters, twin biological sisters."