You're hilarious. Thanks for the LOLS. Now get back in the trenches fighting the good fight sister. FYI- you may need some thicker skin at some point.

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Your or course denying that hormones influenced you in any way too I'm sure. You're just special I guess.

How about you pretend you've ever been around a pregnant woman and witnessed first hand the glass case of emotion their raging hormones precipitates. Overreact much?

During pregnancy your body is basically a raging storm of hormones. Many of those hormones also help regulate your sex drive.

Well if you're 8 months pregnant and destitute your maternal instincts could be telling you to do whatever you have to to make money.

No. Let's not "sex positive" this on any fucking level. Get the fuck on, how many 19yr old single mothers hook for kicks because of the high levels of self-esteem instilled in them by their 25 yr old inseminators?

Also, apparently pregnant prostitutes are in demand because dudes don't have to worry about impregnating them. Don't ask how I know this because it's a super depressing story (although not quite as depressing as this one).

Sure, I was just giving possible scenarios. I hate to think that Slocum was forced into sex work by the financial demands of having a child but I'm afraid that's what happened here.

Pregnant women still like to have sex and some might have a kink about 3-ways, voyeurism and stranger sex.

People like this should not be reproducing. There, I said it.

"We sealed the deal by punching each other"

I think I need to take a break from the internet, all I kept thinking while reading this was, "fake, fake, fake,".

Oh my god, or even better: Act like your phone dies and then tell a dating "horror story" (those are common fare on first dates, I've found) about the guy who sent you a dick pic during the first date. I mean, gross, amirite?

It would be funny if you acted like you never got the text ("Rats! My phone died, so I'll have to look at your pictures when I get home.") and then made dumb innuendos for the rest of the night. "I think I'll pass on the bratwurst; I've had more than enough sausage for the day."

That the hashtag disclaimer was needed at all makes me weep.

At least he didn't take it out right at the table?

(whispering) I don't think it's sarcasm...I think this is the dick-pic guy, and he's trying to communicate with Dodai. She wasn't clear with him!

It might be easy to blame her for continuing on the date even though she was confused and turned off, but we live in a society in which women question themselves and their gut feelings a lot, especially when it comes to dating/relationships. She mentions in the story that, at the moment, she justified the reception of…

Has a dick pic ever worked for anyone ever? "You have deplorable table manners, your stance on same sex marriage is alarming, and your relationship with your mother has a distinct Psycho vibe. However, your penis is pleasingly shaped and the crown has a certain joie de vivre. How soon can we marry?"