Kluwe should take the reigns. Not like he’s got anything better to do.

It’s a stall in the men’s room

PS. I’m not voting for UCF next year.

Go UCF. 2017 National Champions.

Na, according to a lot of people. Dan Le Batard said they’d be the real national champions a month ago, if they’d beat Auburn. Turns out he started a fire. I have to say I agree with him, considering how the playoff is only meant for big name schools, and UCF had no chance to prove it.

If you have a national championship bonus in your contract it makes sense to payout if you go 13-0. What more could you do?

If Alabama can get to the playoffs without winning their conference, UCF should be able to claim the national championship without making the playoffs

Just a little dicklexic today

Being an alien in a movie or tv show means getting some weird shit sewn to your face. I’m just surprised they eschewed the usual “vagina on forehead” route for creating aliens, I guess they blew their wad on that one in the Inhumans series.

I have been avoiding my great grandson Brocklynn who would like to take me to this, the 118th and allegedly penultimate Avengers film. We have been seeing these films together since time immemorial, obviously since the time when nuclear family structures and live births were the norm, as opposed the the much improved…

Diddle is a fun last name

Good christ.

You’re joking, but it is true. In training, one of my mentors once said “you know, when you say you are going to do something you actually do it!” She was genuinely shocked at my ability to not screw things up. I was 28, unmarried, no kids, a physician 4 years into my training, the sort of person she dealt with every…

How hard can it be to solve this crime? Are there really more than one or two joggers in Buffalo?

Olbermann could only sexually harass himself, but he would definitely get fired for it.

+1 flashback to shitty lunches at the King of Prussia mall.

Some people with children eat it because children think its good. Because children have bad taste in food.

The list was also missing California Pizza Kitchen, which has fancy pretensions, but tastes like week old dirty gym socks.

Round Table is definitely real. I fondly remember our local one where my folks, my best friend’s parents and another friend’s parents would get absolutely shitfaced (I’m talking about 10+ pitchers of MGD. The owner was a nice guy and would let us all hang out there while he did closing stuff and kicked us out when he…

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released