It is no fun to get a TV at 50% off unless it comes with the risk of being trampled to death by an angry bargain hungry mob. That is why Black Friday > Prime Day.

It is no fun to get a TV at 50% off unless it comes with the risk of being trampled to death by an angry bargain…

Thank goodness, my 55 gallon drum of lube is almost spent.

Thank goodness, my 55 gallon drum of lube is almost spent.

I don’t see what the big deal is. An unwanted finger below the belt is actually a salute to the President.

it seems like we’re basically going to get a whole bunch of different Eddies appearing on top of Eddie-Prime, which sounds suitably ridiculous for this entire endeavour.

Hey, chill out now. Spotify just wants the world to know that Justin is now a member of the Latin Kings. You can find him selling heroin on a street corner in Chicago now.

I read that his name was Grayson and was unsurprised by his take.

You break a sweat typing that one out?

Russell Beckman, a Bears season ticket holder, alleges that the team prohibited him from a ticket-holder perk of standing on the field pregame if he were to wear his Packers gear.

There was a time when freaks like this had alternate lines of work, like showing up junior high schools, ripping phone books in half and deadlifting Isuzus while talking about the REAL power which was JESUS CHRIST.

It’s worse than you think, I believe that GRRM’s website has no fewer than 100 posts since his last completed book detailing his Jets fandom.

Hey. That’s a Green Bay Packers owner you’re talking about. He’s earned the right to be that way

Unorthodox strategy by the Bears but at this point you have to try anything to keep someone in a Packers uniform from crossing midfield.

Tell him to stop filing these fake lawsuits and get back to writing the next Game of Thrones book.

Disgusting that the Bears would treat a team owner like this.

IN the park...

Lance Berkman has a weird, degenerate lifestyle and he should be ashamed of himself. Prostrating yourself before false idols is a sin, dontcha know.

So, will St. Louis’ LGTBQ community step and have an impromptu Pride day at the Park on July 30? Because that would be perfect.

I hate fishing. I am a dad.

I left activities off the list by choice, but taking him to a ballgame is pretty cool.

Where does take him to a ball game fall? My sister and I went partners and took him to a Brewers game last week, including tailgating.