Though I don’t like her recipe for huevos rancheros. This is how I like it and it is HEAVEN.

Whiskey stones solve a problem nobody needs solved. Whiskey drinkers like it either neat, with a splash of water, or on the rocks (or part of a mixed drink). That’s an increasing order of wetness. Nobody really wants it cold and dry. They THINK they might, but not really.

I had a co-worker that was so fat he could not wipe his ass, let alone wash it. This led to the toilet seat being coated in his dry flakey ass skin. You had to use scrubbing bubbles and a fair amount of elbow grease to get it off.

2. There’s an overweight man who sprays shit all over the back of the seat/inside of the toilet bowl. He does this once a week, i know who it is and I hate him. A few weeks ago, there was shit on the back of the wall behind the toilet. HOW

two things from my office:

Hi, Julianne, I’d like to add a few things to the list of worst things to happen in an office bathroom. I work in an office park and share a bathroom with about 10 other companies, you need a key to get in, but frequently find customers/clients of other tenants using the bathroom. Here’s just a little taste of what I…

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

Looks like someone went as Ryan Leaf for Halloween!

Case Keenum has been trespassing in the quarterback’s meetings and no one has arrested him yet.

Is this the same incident?

Answer: Breaking will be unable to save its soul, but might possibly save an endangered community center in the effort.

If Breakdancing can be an Olympic sport so can Freestyle Rhyming, Abstract Expressionism and the Slam Dunk Competition.

Nebraska, see what it’s like to be in the big ten?

That change of conference sure looks to have been a smart decision for the Huskers. Instead of simply playing second fiddle to Oklahoma in the Big 12, they can now consistently finish behind Iowa and Northwestern in the Big 10 West. And Wisconsin is the closest thing to a legit team in a division. That’s entering SEC…

And you didn’t even mention Wendy’s

We’re not the worst! We’re not the worst! We’re not the worst!

Most decent sized public libraries have an inventory bigger than Blockbuster ever had. I used to “rent” 5-6 discs a week when I lived closer to one.

Was hoping someone would bring this up. I do own physical copies of some stuff but for the most part I can check either a physical or digital copy out from the library. Sometimes they even have movie nights!

This is the best take on here.