11:48 AM

I would gladly pay a The Athletic-type subscription fee to Deadspin if it guaranteed me a weekly segment of this stupidly perfect show.

6:44 PM

You’re spot on with a couple points. You’re absolutely right that there’s a distinction between (for lack of a better word) “scandals” that resonate and don’t regarding Obama and Clinton. I’d gently point out that one was at some (very low) level a legit wrong (hey Hillary, just follow protocol, ya know?) while the Read more

12:46 PM

Plays fall apart; the line cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the field,
The opposing rush is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity and stolen crab legs

1:24 PM

The mid 80s Mets are still the most arrogant baseball team I’ve ever seen. It was like Vinnie from Queens was caller 666 of the morning to the FAN and his prize was having a team that was equal parts Reaganomics, Gordon Gekko, the Wolf of Wall Street, and Jay McInerney. Tim Teufel was one of the low key guys on that Read more

4:35 PM

If there’s one thing we as readers (me included) should do, more often, it’s tell all of you how much we enjoy your contributions to this site, to other projects (like D&JAM), and to our lives in general. Deadspin has been a daily stop for me for ten years now, and it’s because of the great content this site has Read more

3:33 PM

I’ve never met a self-professed “lifelong diehard fan” of any team that wasn’t obnoxious.

2:26 PM

This chonky cat makes me Remember late-era Andres Galarraga. Thank you for this laser focused sports content.

9:42 PM

“If what has happened is a memory and whats going to happen is a thought, you’re taking yourself out of right now. So in that case, every hour is happy hour”- me to a completely empty bar and a visibly uncomfortable bartender at 8am on a Tuesday

4:05 PM

A few years ago, a friend of mine threw a 30th birthday party for her husband, complete with a bunch of gag gifts from people. Including a bunch of gas station dick pills. As the party progressed- and I continued to get drunk- another friend and I started taking them. I probably had 5-10. He took at least that many. Read more

3:57 PM

So I have a story.  A local gas station had sketchy ass dick pills for ages but one day brought in the topper.  Something from Thailand called STREE OVERLORD that had an incredibly graphic illustration of Ryu fucking Chun Li.  Like, it took pains to show his dick and balls in mid penetration.  Graphic.  So I tried to Read more

8:29 PM

This moment was sort of a synecdoche for the O"s entire game today.