nahmean
pookypocky
3/20/20
3:01 PM
17

What is awesome? It's a start menu with light there and gigantic tiles. There is nothing awesome about that. Lipstick on pig applies to this update.

11/19/19
9:51 AM
4

Tell that to the people standing in line to get a Popeyes sandwich.  

11/11/19
11:49 AM
15

Hell I booood myself when I woke up this morning and I wasn’t Frank Ocean. 

10/30/19
12:52 PM
212

Spending good money on an excellent knife, then immediately destroying it by throwing it in the dishwasher to save 30 seconds of hand washing is a real Jim Spanfeller thing to do.

10/22/19
5:13 PM
1

I’ve seen but never eaten homemade crackers. They made them on The Great British Bake Off once as a technical challenge. But making your own crackers is a waste of time, energy, and resources. I know a lot of basic carbs are laborious to make and the store bought versions are usually good enough. But fresh bread and Read more

10/18/19
11:48 AM
25

I would gladly pay a The Athletic-type subscription fee to Deadspin if it guaranteed me a weekly segment of this stupidly perfect show.

9/16/19
6:44 PM
4

You’re spot on with a couple points. You’re absolutely right that there’s a distinction between (for lack of a better word) “scandals” that resonate and don’t regarding Obama and Clinton. I’d gently point out that one was at some (very low) level a legit wrong (hey Hillary, just follow protocol, ya know?) while the Read more

9/13/19
12:46 PM
107

Plays fall apart; the line cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the field,
The opposing rush is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity and stolen crab legs

9/10/19
1:24 PM
2

The mid 80s Mets are still the most arrogant baseball team I’ve ever seen. It was like Vinnie from Queens was caller 666 of the morning to the FAN and his prize was having a team that was equal parts Reaganomics, Gordon Gekko, the Wolf of Wall Street, and Jay McInerney. Tim Teufel was one of the low key guys on that Read more