You’re spot on with a couple points. You’re absolutely right that there’s a distinction between (for lack of a better word) “scandals” that resonate and don’t regarding Obama and Clinton. I’d gently point out that one was at some (very low) level a legit wrong (hey Hillary, just follow protocol, ya know?) while the… Read more
The mid 80s Mets are still the most arrogant baseball team I’ve ever seen. It was like Vinnie from Queens was caller 666 of the morning to the FAN and his prize was having a team that was equal parts Reaganomics, Gordon Gekko, the Wolf of Wall Street, and Jay McInerney. Tim Teufel was one of the low key guys on that… Read more
If there’s one thing we as readers (me included) should do, more often, it’s tell all of you how much we enjoy your contributions to this site, to other projects (like D&JAM), and to our lives in general. Deadspin has been a daily stop for me for ten years now, and it’s because of the great content this site has… Read more
A few years ago, a friend of mine threw a 30th birthday party for her husband, complete with a bunch of gag gifts from people. Including a bunch of gas station dick pills. As the party progressed- and I continued to get drunk- another friend and I started taking them. I probably had 5-10. He took at least that many.… Read more
So I have a story. A local gas station had sketchy ass dick pills for ages but one day brought in the topper. Something from Thailand called STREE OVERLORD that had an incredibly graphic illustration of Ryu fucking Chun Li. Like, it took pains to show his dick and balls in mid penetration. Graphic. So I tried to… Read more
This moment was sort of a synecdoche for the O"s entire game today.