This was a delight to watch, and EXACTLY the kind of content-less fluff I need on a Friday afternoon.  Thank you for it!

People who live in an area where that's a supermarket... 

That’s a clown comment, bro.

Aw man, that podcast doesn’t appear to be available on spotify. I’d like to listen.

You know, at first I was going to marvel at your ability to recall an 8 year old comment. But then I read it and yeah, that's the kind of thing that'll stick with you. 

He was being sarcastic.

Center of gravity

I can’t believe it, dude took down that tweet already. And going through his twitter feed, I discovered that GQ is now endorsing pleated pants. I don’t know what to believe anymore.

Thank you for this story, it was a real pleasure to read.

Three tanks, three support. I forget why it's called that though. 

I’m in the same boat; it’s literally the only reason I set foot in Walmart. I’m not ashamed of this moral compromise per se—I wish I didn’t have to do it, but some things are worth it.

He himself has described it as ‘braying’ on several occasions

No worries, pretty much anywhere there’s a wawa, you can find a diner or other breakfast place within a few miles that will make you a far superior pork roll egg and cheese.  On a kaiser bun.

Bad news: Wawa just discontinued it

This was a really great read. Thank you!

He’s a very old mascot.

Eating a taco like Sean Evans?

Wow, even with that quote making you feel better, you wanna look at that ugly old fuck all day?

He was in ONE CARTOON. I mean it was a great one! But still, he basically languished in obscurity till the WB started using him as a mascot in the 90s.

...... and he says that he got the idea right in that article. Guess I should read before commenting!