Dunno about the Nuggets as I hate basketball but the Avs are 5-0-1 at the moment. The universe won’t allow more than one 1 good team in Denver in a given year, apparently it’s them for now

I guess they wanted a little more Sportsmaster and a little less Green Lantern

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

‘The nuts” is when you have the best possible hand for that round of play. Flopping “the nuts” means that the the dealer has just put down the first three community cards and you have the best possible hand with the two cards you have in the hole (in your hand), without needing the next two community cards. No matter…

He apparently told cops he pulled his pants down during the WSOP because he had lost a bet.

I can't express how amazing it feels to look at the draw and not see Arsenal or Manchester United anywhere on there!

The Vikes are the pre-2004 Red Sox of football where they almost pull it off then fail in spectacular fashion, the Browns the pre-2016 Cubs where they don’t really give you hope, you can set your watch to their losing. That makes the Chargers...the pre-2005 White Sox? Where they also haven’t done much in decades but…

My grandfather lived for 20 years after the Colts absconded to Indianapolis, and until his dying day, he referred to them as the Baltimore Colts. Never even corrected himself. I used to think he was senile or obtuse, or some combination thereof. But now I understand, because there will always and forever be a San…

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

I always thought that Robert Smith was an interesting case that doesn’t get talked about a ton. Smith retired at 28, immediately coming off the best year of his career where he lead the NFL in rushing.

You get two real time reviews. If you can’t spot an infraction in that time, call stands. Also, all sports video reviews should adhere to that standard.

As a person who follows the NFL, I will just say that this might not be the path you want to go down.

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

We had our third non-losing season in 20 years, added a couple offensive pieces, and now our idiot fans thinks the Browns are going to the fucking Super Bowl.

DC has its first indie pro wrestling promotion in more than a quarter century. Fuck going to a ’Skins game; go to a Prime Time Pro Wrestling show at DC Brau instead.

Okay, chuckle boy, I’ve enjoyed these but I think we need to keep some level of accuracy and accountability in journalism. Floyd did NOT “superplex” (as you say) Danny Amendola. A superplex, is a suplex off the top rope (and would thus be impossible in the NFL). If anything, Floyd did some variation of a gutwrench…

Eric:

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…