“Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.” - Joseph Heller, Catch-22

They’re just trying to finally solve the question of if she was born with it or if it’s Maybelline.

I’m always spitting my fingernails out my car window when I’m driving. They can have those.

Ok, here’s the deal:

I have two major takeaways from this:

And invest heavily in Nabisco, Little Debbie and Hostess.

How do you know that Ashanti doesn’t believe that God spared her from much worse that this guy could’ve done? Why do people like yourself believe that anyone who believes in God expects a stress free life? Why do people like you presume to understand ANOTHER person’s relationship and understanding of God?

You’re language policing a stalking victim who’s been dealing with it for 10 years, and who just finally got a modicum of justice. Not the time or place for your 2 cents worth.

Ugh, the one tiny, dingy upside of him acting as his own attorney is that everybody saw the unhinged, unfiltered crazy. He didn’t have counsel to tell him to wear this or that or keep his head down; he just unleashed everywhere and I’m sure every person in the jury box was “Holy hell, GUILTY. Oh, wait, this is opening…

Then Jayne Mansfield’s bathroom will give you the heebie jeebies.

How horrifying. But also, how gratifying to hear that the rescue people on the scene seemed to be legitimately concerned for her safety and dignity.

The let the perp know where her room is and accomodated a request to have a room next to her.

HE PLAYED THE VIDEO ON HIS PHONE FOR SEVERAL BUDDIES OVER DINNER. A local waiter complaining is what helped get the story in the news.

It doesn’t make you a hypocrite at all - pro-choice doesn’t automatically mean “pro-abortion,” it just means that you support women’s autonomy to make their own decisions about their particular situation, and that includes your own.

Yes, but restricting access to abortion is really about the shame. SHAAAAAAME.

This makes total sense. If people have greater access to birth control, then you will have fewer abortions.

fuuuuuuuck no

Whatever. Back in my day we sold cookies the old fashioned way: with cheesy musical numbers and celebrity cameos.