No, no, no. I’m not advocating actual violent upheaval or violence against anyone. I’m merely dreaming of a comic-book world of the “Beauty and the Beast” storming-of-the-castle variety.

How about guns?

Perfect goldblum gif.

Really, dude?! You had to fuck with the census data?! Is there anything in my life left for you to even fuck with any more? You already took the whole environment, the arts, and the sciences...and civil rights are on their way out...so...

Well why would a population of elderly people that weren’t able to have children and may be cut off from biological family due to their “lifestyle choice” need special assistance? /sarcasm

Now I have an image of a bunch of people walking to the WH with tiki torches and I’m giggling.

“I left it off the survey because I don’t see differences like that. I don’t see gender. Recognize.....I don’t recognize LGBTQ folks. I mean, it’s not that I wouldn’t recognize one if I met one, I mean I don’t officially recognize them as people. See? I’m blind to that shit.”

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Having our rights slowly stripped away by a true-believer like Pence would be bad enough but to have it done by an immoral charlatan like Trump, who doesn’t even believe in all this religious nonsense but will nevertheless inflict Christian Sharia on us, is somehow even worse.

That top picture. He never looks like he is paying attention. I always imagine it’s like this inside his head.

PENCE. This has Pence’s fingerprints all over it.

The only thing keeping me going is the fact that his administration is so inept and corrupt that there has to be an impeachment coming.

Hey Caitlyn, come get ya boy.

In another universe, dhe’s reinforcing environmental, labor, and consumer laws through executive orders, our allies are dazzled by her mastery of issues and support, and we can all sleep better st night.

My personal fave:

Don’t forget Ken Starr!

My ex voted for Gary Johnson and his family were all Trumpsters. When Trump won I reeled around and shouted at him, “This is ALL YOUR FAULT! You and your fucking HILLBILLY FAMILY!” That was a major point of contention between us.

I was literally (and I do mean literally) drunk for 85% of that relationship if anyone is…

Hillary would’ve thrown the first pitch, no problem.

I agree wholeheartedly. That said, I hope she does not run in 2020 (and the same goes for Bernie and Biden). We need new blood.

Was never a fan of her, but I proudly voted for her, and whenever I stop and think about how things went down I get really angry. Especially in light of this Russia bullshit.