Don’t let the door hit you in the hairpiece on the way out, Donny!

Well, that’s rich!

So weird to see Dave Foley in this!

Wait! Flynn’s douchebag son went to school with Haldeman’s son? Well, I guess that’s about par for the course with these people! Yow!

I was there. Pepperidge Farm remembers....

Oh, I feel you there. My son is being bullied and threatened and ostracized every frickin’ day at his public school. We live in a kind of earthy-crunchy town, and I felt at the beginning of this little saga that teaching him to hit the kid who was the ringleader would be outside community norms. I now regret it. My…

Whoa! Gonna go turn on Rachel Maddow now!

I’m glad they are working for you. I have been very impressed with them.

Well, that’s a given!

Sweet!

Well Fun Dad isn’t necessarily “always in a good mood Dad.” Sometimes it’s “let’s take the day off from school and just go to the movies” Dad....

I would like to join you guys, if I may?

Oh, dear. Oh, dear. We are here for you, in our own digital way.

Deal.

Don’t women do this already? I know I did. It’s a legitimate question. If a guy isn’t taking some responsibility, and buying the spermicide or whatever, he’s never gonna get it....

They do not concern themselves with these “expectations of decency”. As the ascendancy of the white man draws to a close, they are willing to do absolutely anything to stay in charge.

I yell, “Get a job, you lazy hippies!” at them. Cheers me right up!

I love this idea!

Right, as usual.

So brickable. So very, very brickable.