More progressive than Obama’s. It’s all very sad.

I feel you there.

It’s just designed to tire us out and distract us from other, more sneaky stuff.

Time to get out the pill-delivering drones! Work with me, ladies!

That’s depressing as hell.

Jeebus!

OK, that is funny!

Oh, God yes. I thought this was idiotic the first time I saw it. It is nice to see that Ms. Sandberg seems to have figured out that she was barking up the wrong tree, something her male counterparts never seem to do.

A) Remind me who Misha Barton is again?

Oh, Man, I would gravitate towards you because you seem like A Fun Dad but, honestly, I am not tres popular at his school, either.

He sound like an inspiration.

I thought the lice were not that bad, until Master Poodler and then I got a massive infestation last summer of resistant lice. Holy crap was that expensive and depressing. We actually had to go to one of those heat-treatment lice-removal services, which worked well, but the follow-up was ungodly. Here are two tips…

Hey, that sounds like a tough row to hoe. I’m sorry. I have trouble making friends as an adult because I don’t work outside the home, but living in Trumpland sounds like a special kind of Hell.

Aha! Too sleepy to get it! Got it now, though!

Yes, tell us how you really feel! ‘Cuz I feel the same, and I’m looking for someone who can express themselves in exactly that way!

Quaint is really the word we are looking for here. It’s how Watergate, and even Iran/Contra (where innocent Central Americans actually died) are looking in retrospect. Quaint.

Oh, God, this is really, really bad.

OK, that’s cool! But it doesn’t explain the thing about there being a gay person on every county or zip code in the US. I know I remember reading about that, and its effects on potential policy-making and resource allocation. I remember hearing about it on the radio, as well as reading about it in print media....

Well, a bunch of it is. Only part of it is going to legal battles.

OH, I totally agree. McCain seemed to be desperate, and Romney determined to screw the poor and disadvantaged, but neither seems particularly venal. And they certainly wouldn’t have sold us out to the Russians for the price of a 20-unit waterfront condo complex in Vancouver!