You know, I found this movie terribly disappointing, but that’s probably just me. Most people adore it!

I read an interesting article saying that Captchas were going out of style, because reasons. I guess the reverse Turing test is the alternative. So bizarre! I think I would be insulted!

Do you have a girlfriend who can hang out with you during the last day? I always find it easier to confront these fraught things when there’s someone with me. If you don’t have a friend who is free all day, do you have one who can start the day with you?

Aha! Thanks.

Another good idea!

Perhaps, if we can’t get the death penalty banned altogether, we can just start injecting criminals with huge doses of heroin, which we know is fatal and not cruel. Because this torturing-people-with-random-drugs thing (thanks, Scott Pruitt!) has Got. To. Stop.

Don’t encourage them!

It really is! It reminds me a bit of Tom Tomorrow, and that’s a high compliment!

OK, that’s very scary! Yikes!

OMG, I’ve been looking for this! Thank you, thank you!

They really are the best. I haven’t decided whether to frame it or just stick it right on my wall!

Oh, thank you! I am going to order one up! This will go nicely with my Princess Leia Resistance poster. Thanks so much!

I am not super familiar with Instagram. Can I look at the pages without getting an account or being stalked by the Instagram equivalent of Mark Zuckerberg?

Good point. Still, you tend to wonder, when did these guys go wrong?

My computer is really slow today, and my online thesaurus is not loading. Can you tell me what Ikr stands for?

I was making the same reference — showing my age, here. It really is all happening very fast, and on many fronts at once. I’ve decided that Trump Years are like dog years: every Trump year and every Trump day equals six regular years or days.

That could give you permanent erotic damage, right there.

Yeah, that town really went downhill after Cheeto Benito ran it into the ground, took his billion dollars and walked away.

More like: What are the first signs of your having better stuff to do?

Hoo! *fans self* Sounds good!