OMG, I didn’t even know that was an option! Ugh! Must remember for next time!

Actually, I was incredibly lucky, and Master Poodler was easy to potty-train. But I took a short-cut: I encouraged him to pee outside during the warmer months. Starting from the time he could walk, I would periodically skin off his diaper when we were outdoors and encourage him to take a whiz under a tree. The…

I’m shivering with An-ti-ci... pation!

O, Jesus.

“That’s how they get you!” I am sure that this is a deliberate policy. All of us who are in the Resistance need to share the burdens, share the work, and recruit new members, so that we don’t get completely burned out. Nil bastardi carborundum est.

Whoa! Cool!

You know what is giving me a delightful frisson of anticipatory schadenfreude? The weekend is coming up. If Herr Tangerine does his “pout and walk away” thing tomorrow, Friday, Ivanka and Jared, the Gatekeepers of the Tweetphone, go off duty at (*checking the Weather Channel*) around 7 pm, tomorrow. For the entire…

Sadly, based on many Republican reps’ statements, I do not think they have anything to offer. Just today, Spicey and Graham and several other people were still claiming that folks could still somehow choose cafeteria-style plans that offer them, in their own individual situations, lower premiums, yet the system…

HOO BOY are you right.

It’s his delusion. He’s been like Elvis near the end for a number of months now. Just as the Colonel threw a blanket over Elvis’ head and had him duck down the back seat of his car to protect him from the screaming hordes in order to conceal the fact that there weren’t any big crowds at Graceland any more, so the…

There ya go! Donnie has never met a serious problem in his life that he hasn’t up and walked away from. I suspected that as soon as things got even a little difficult, he would fold like an umbrella. This walkaway actually occurred a little later than I was expecting.

And, of course, that’s what Roe vs. Wade was all about in the first place...

Yes.

I would join you if you have any good ideas. I know that overseas, drones are being used to deliver pills, but figuring out how to get them to women who need them is going to be the hard thing

What you will tell them is simple: Our mothers and aunts worked like dogs to get this right for them, and then the generation after them could not be bothered to vote enough to retain it. It’s like how inherited wealth gradually disappears in wealthy families....

I will write you long chatty letters.

I laughed like a hyena at this. Thanks!

Fondling desperate actresses? Underpaying people? Lying around in his bathrobe and tweeting about how nobody respects him the way they should?

Seconded. Really, trulio!

God, yes!